Minnesotan here, I for one welcome my new hoserlords
Came here to say this lol
Isn’t Minnesota already basically South Canada, except Minnesotans expressively distinct themselves verbally from Canada? I’m certain there were a HIMYM episode or two about that.
As an European let me clear, we’re not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I’M BEGGING! I’LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!
You’ll have to speak French or German though.
As long as it’s German, I’m okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting
You haven’t seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol
I believe the Danish take the crown.
Is it worse than Japanese?
https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
Don’t know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.
Is Cajun close enough?
The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.
Realistically it’d be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.
They’re already 2/3rds of the way there.
As someone in the south… PLEASE RECONSIDER!
You’re more than welcome! You are diluting the place and you will only make the problem solving itself take longer.
Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.
The PNW makes the most sense for Europe to take
“Occupation zone” means we are putting our boots, not our hands.
Ah nice, the Netherlands can have their New Amsterdam back, lol.
now it’s New New Amsterdam
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it, I can’t say People just liked it better that wayyyyy
Old New York
which is newer: New Old York or Old New York?
It’s in the canadian occupation zone
That’s cute, until you remember the rogue nation of USA has nukes out the wazoo, and I have no doubt it will lay waste to the entire planet before this map ever happens.
And the largest military by far.
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Except its split between military bases in 80 countries. Lets be generous and say fash america can keep 25% of countries as allies. A 60 front war is gonna be a slaughter of americans.
- no Indigenous nation
- no indipendent Blak nation
- no Chinese occupied zone
hmm
Fuck, we got Florida… can we gift it to Russia or something?
I think China would try to grab a fat slice from the left.
I’d be so jazzed. Please come liberate UwU
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Disagreed. When the US was liberating people against their will I was shitposting about it in defiance. I’m an American hero.
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oh yeah its comment section time
Can we skip the war part and go strait to me now being a Canadian, I would like me some of that health care.
Given that the US is currently carrying out russia’s foreign policy, i find it hard to believe that mexico could seize and control like half the continent but russia hasn’t even taken alaska.
Half the continent would be the entire continental US & probably some of Canada (who likely wouldn’t be too keen on Russia having a toehold, BTW).
Mexican Occupation Zone would be the funniest thing ever and worth it to see some of those racist maga fucks have to answer to people with brown skin.
You misspelled “Southern Alberta” there bud
I can believe Mexico going in after the US civil war has taken out a good chunk of its population, but Canada, not so much. Do they even have a standing army? And the EU probably won’t do shit. We’ll have the Russians breathing down our necks.
I do like the map though. The bigger Mexico policy would be welcome.
Canada’s military is the 16th best funded in the world
Eww, no someone else can have it
