Europe: “Nice, let’s relaunch this well organized cane sugar and cotton business”
Where Alaska and Hawaii and Puerto Rico and guam
Alaska and Hawaii are in there. PR and Guam presumably independent.
I for one welcome our new overlords from the great white north! As an oregonian I’m just happy to keep the MLS I-5 cascadia cup rivalry going… even if their bacon sucks!
Dafuq happened to Baja California‽
it got flooded during the war.
Love the fact that Washington just turns Canada doping ww3 😂
I’m aware that the Treaty of Hidalgo formalised and legalised the US annexation of Texas and New Mexico, but the US Southwest was literally stolen, to begin with, from Mexico.
Time for reconquista!
You should be so lucky
Unfortunately for you, the US-Russia-China alliance would win easily
EDIT: My bad, this was an oversimplified and sensationalist statement. I’ve elaborated in the comment below. I didn’t mean to imply these entities actually like each other
no shot, the US is actually kinda fucked if they get in a serious international war. There’d be a huge fifth column that could get supplied through Canada and Mexico
Florida here - either give us to Mexico or sink us into the ocean
Don’t worry, we’ll go with the second choice
grabs pool floaty and a fruity drink
Yes please.
oh canada
🇲🇽 MAKE TEXAS MEXICO AGAIN 🇲🇽
Fuck off with that flag for California, we have dozens of them from the bear flag revolt that could be used assuming we don’t just stick with the one we’ve been using since the revolt and they go with the worst one. I know it’s source and it was quiet literally lost outside of a photo because it was tossed in the trash.
The two-headed bear was right there
Even the two bears high fiving would be better than this bastardized lone star variant.
Texafornia
Ya know I get the joke that your trying to make but it doesn’t really have bite when you know about the old Californian line star flags. Usually a sole star on the center of a flag with a lot of color variations, though most were a red star on a white base, it’s the California equivalent of shitty bedsheet state flags.
The entire Florida Oblast should be returned to nature.
Where is china
I’m cool with where PA sits. Maybe the Eagles will have better luck in the CFL.









