Sounds good except that literally 90% of people consider themselves to be in this category
7 is considered average while 5 is standing there.
categorizing everyone into a pseudo-objective 1-10 attractiveness scale and saying “depressed is good!..but only fun depressed [whatever tf that means]” … is a red fucking flag
yea i know it’s a joke.
but is it really?
Everyone knows the correct scale is 0-1.
You’re either interested or not.Why are you Boolean him? He’s right
We talking integers or real numbers?
Integers are real numbers.
Real numbers are complex.
saying “depressed is good!..but only fun depressed [whatever tf that means]”
I think it has something to do with the saying “the clown is often the saddest person in the room.” So they want someone who is just sad enough to always be making jokes or trying to be funny. I recognize myself in that at least. I tend to always be looking to make people laugh even if I’m kinda miserable inside every day.
Well we know which kind you have. /s
Look at this guy full of wisdom. Get out of here
Somehow I’m both too good and not good enough to meet the criteria to join.
Yeah, like I’m maybe a 5, but my car works fine, so…hmmm
I’m 6’2" and my check engine light has been on for over a year. How you doin?
193 cm here. I don’t know if my EV has a check engine light…
why do i keep seeing check engine lights being associated with dating? like girls seem to always use it to describe a guy who has acceptable flaws.
There’s one already called Tinder. It’s exactly what you said.
Hi
Edit: nvm
Who decides who’s a 7 though? Maybe others think I’m a 10 on a good day, and a 1 on a depressed day. Maybe I’ll just want to lay in bed and cry and eat fried chicken. Maybe the next day I’ll want to fuck Halle Berry and Angelina Jolee. You know Angelina would SO be down for face-sitting, and I bet Halle gives one nervous mediocre blowjob, where she’s not quite sure what she’s doing, but she’s hot so nobody is complaining.
And maybe by Friday I’ll want to walk down the streets naked eating nachos. But fuck it’s too cold out there! Mr Winky would shrink! I wouldn’t even NEED to be in the pool!
What were we talking about?
ADHD was not on the ok list!
FUCK
“Older, can afford to see why the check engine light is on”
It’sfreeat^autozooooone
$80 to buy the scanner yourself and never have to drive a mile down the road to have another undertrained cashier tell you your O2 sensor died again.
If I never see another P0134 I’ll die happy.
Ha! My dad has two because he couldn’t find the first one until immediately after buying the second one. I have one because he couldn’t find either of them when I asked to borrow one.
And the circle of life continues.
Out of a hundred?
/J
fediverse partner finder when?
Who dates a person that has the CEL on in their car
I have a rat car and even that car’s cel isn’t on anymore because the bulb burned out in the dash. Good ole Toyotas.
Why not? Not everyone has the money or knowledge/tools/time to fix it, and that’s ok. Sometimes fixing it costs more than the car itself (e.g. when Prius gets its factory cat stolen).
Also, what if the person doesn’t have a car at all?
idk cuz I have multiple warning lights on in my car. I know exactly what they mean but… depression keeps me from getting them fixed .
Shit I already convinced some poor girl to marry before smart phones but I’ll keep it in mind
Damn I meet the rest of the criteria except I’m probably a 3 on a good day lol
This is a goddamn lie and you know it.
Try again.True, I’d probably fix the check engine light.
I call those moments, “what do women see in me?”
Damn sign me up.
Does it count if my truck’s check engine light came on but it got fixed because I figured out the gas cap wasn’t screwed on tight enough?
