When he dies nothing will change. The system that birthed him will still be here.
When he dies, he will no longer be in the way of changing that system.
Yeah but all those other people are still in the way. Every CEO and every billionaire will have to die the same day.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Exactly. How bad did the Dems have to fuck up twice for us to end up with this evil clown game-show host as president?
Except for the millions who voted for him. He was a placeholder for their values.
There will be worldwide celebrations the likes of which haven’t been seen since the end of the 2nd World War.
I imagine the Ewok celebration at the end of Return of the Jedi
I never saw that one.
Don’t know if I even can be that disrespectful.
My bladder capacity isn’t measured in tons.
Wrong, poop capacity is measured in tons, piss in mega liters.
I’m shooting off fireworks when it happens
I have kept a bottle of champagne in the fridge for months just hoping for the special day. And I have some party poppers.
party poppers
Read that as party poopers and got concerned!
Yep a cake and I have a bottle of real French champagne
A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he’s looking for an obituary.
When told that obituaries aren’t on the front page,“The one I’m looking for will be.”
You know shit’s bad when Americans start telling old Soviet jokes.
Is that where it’s from?
It’s a joke as old as Stalin.
I wonder if it started as an anti-Stalin joke?
It did.
Remember that he is but a symptom of a bigger problem that will still remain.
I really have no idea what will happen to MAGA, though. Few cults survive the death of the leader.
I just had an arming thought…L Ron Hubbard and Scientology…but with MAGA…
“Career politicians” should not be a thing for a country by the people and for the people.
He isn’t even a career politician.
Someone start making Trump Died LOL shirts and hats now and cash in when it happens
Hell, I bet there’s a market for those shirts now
Ding dong the bitch is dead
If you make an arrangement with your beer vender, they will let you put money down on a keg so you don’t have to wait in line when the day comes. You don’t want to be caught without libations for your BBQ just because you didn’t plan ahead.
I’ve been saving money since 2016 to throw a gigantic bash on that day. I also save 3 vacation days each year just in case he kicks the fucking bucket during the week. I think about it often.
…can I come?
Absolutely
No. It will become a national holiday. Introverts will leave their solitude to participate.
I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.
Play Ding Dong The Witch is Dead and No One Mourns the Wicked
I will be starting with Martha and the Vandellas Dancing in the Street. Followed by Jagger and Bowie doing a cover of Dancing in the Street.
I’ll be blasting some afrobeat because it’s great to dance to but yeah. We’ve had some good fuck off songs for decades
I love how everyone thought of the same person after seeing this post
Fuck no. I have a list.
yeah everyone does, was talking about the first guy on most people’s lists
No names…no secret service or no fly lists.
When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.
Proverbs 11:10
I have a 2g blunt that I plan to smoke when he dies
Hell yea, I don’t drink and all those with celebratory bottles had me jealous. I am stealing this idea.
The day it’s announced that Donny has passed away will be the 2nd Independence Day for America and most of the world. The 24hrs following his death will be very interesting to watch especially from the view of his cult members.
