• HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    I hope there is a grizzled, grumpy, laconic general there who just asks “why is the stripper talking?”.

    I swear to fuck if that happens I’ll believe there is trickster god and will make sacrifices to them.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      I bring you the burnt flesh of my summer squash Eshu!

      Breathe in the sweet charred remains of my eggplant Anansi!

      Watch as the red drips from the tomatoes as I remove their stigma Iratxoak!

      I

      Bring

      YOU

      ratatouille

      It’s quite the fresh treat after a hearty winter!