This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.
Buy Bit Coin
Don’t get married.
How do you give Lemmy gold?
No idea. Don’t care. After I posted this I scolled down the thread and saw at least one other person had posted the exact same thing, though. :D
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)
Bitcoin hits 120k
Bitcoin hits 277k
Not worth too much for me. Better is: Rheinmetall hits 1800€
You a lesbian
You ADHD transgender
“You adult defect-”
“Sorry buddy, acronym’s count.”
Ehi no fair acronyms are words too
Sorry chief, this hypothetical is FUBAR
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
but “you’re” is two words
Me from future
Big Chief, No Shit.
You’re a girl
Your dong wrong.
Lmfao this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week
Glad to be of service. But I do hope your week gets better
Four words technically
Bob, WeHadAnAwakening You’reAGirl!
I get this reference, fellow old person.
10 lbs 7ozs
then say “Your a girl”
not like they’d notice
Buy AMD stocks.
Would have been rich! Or perhaps Nividia.
Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
Bitcoin exceeds 100000
That’s 5 words
bitcoin five zeroes
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
Better is “Bitcoin sell 100000”
So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.
Me at 18 in 1980’s: “wtf is a bitcoin?”
Yes, but when it’s invented you WILL know.
damn, and I thought I was original …
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”
“Damn, I must’ve really gotten into Lost fanfic…”
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
I was just gonna tell me to kill myself but this one might be better.
It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: “mom’s headaches cancer”. A few months early wouldn’t necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it’s after the cancer is caught I’d say “come out soon” and point to myself.
Suck. My. Balls.
(He’d think it’s fucking hilarious)
