Bruce Willis was in the elevator the whole time

I wonder what the guy who played Data is up to nowadays

The worst people in the world right now are older than I am so if I keep going I will get to live to see the day they die. Sure, I won’t be around 100 years from now to see cryogenics fail and some janitor scraping elon muck out of a cryopod but I do wake up every day hopeful that one of them made their last headline.

Every day goes by seeing this in the news and I am reminded of child criminal Brendon Chaney.

Spooky, scary senators

Send shivers down your spine

Shrinking skulls will shock your stocks

Seal your doom tonight

Daily reminder that the flesh embodiment of Hoggle picked up a roadkilled bear to eat and dumped it in Central Park after business got in the way of eating the roadkill.

I live in a prefabricated home that is a different color than my neighbor’s. Can I gift them one of these robots to get a blueprint of their house? It is already easily googled but I feel that making a robot do it keeps them lower on the food chain.

Please don’t besmirch Paul Bearer’s name like that. He didn’t see The Undertaker chokeslam Mankind through the roof of the cage into the ring below during Hell in a Cell to be compared to a shit sucking parasite.

I saw them live and Gavin was lip syncing but it only became obvious when he climbed the barrier to run through the crowd during a song.

If someone were to drop a pallet of posterboards on those guys Looney Tunes style I should hope it doesn’t whistle as usual on the way down.

Nobody knew the cheat code for minesweeper

What happened in 1995?

Cat wanted to go outside. It was raining. After seeing the rain out the back door and turning around she led me to the front door expecting better weather.

One time I was at a bonfire and a friend of a friend, looking like he was up all night, said he was up all night watching tornado siren videos on youtube

If When I’m not wearing socks I get foot cramps.

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