Benjamin Netanyahu’s 34-year-old son Yair has been living in Miami while Israeli soldiers mobilize, sparking outrage among troops and security warnings from experts
Surprise! Surprise! The elite class who start wars and sent ordinary people to their deaths at the battlefront are draft dodgers!
I dream of a world where whenever these ‘leaders’ and rulers declare a war, ordinary people on both sides drag them out of their castles, tie them up and throw them in an arena along with sticks, stones, knives and maces. The people can take positions along the gallery of the arena and cheer their leaders on, as the latter fight each other to their deaths. And if they refuse to do so, we can send along some wild lions and elephants for motivation.
Guillotines are far cheaper. There’s a reason they’re a fan favorite.
They’re are quick and messy. And someone has to do it. This is way more entertaining and the problem takes care of itself.
This isn’t and shouldn’t be about entertainment. This should be about equality and fear.
That and you bet your ass, if someone rolls one in, there will be a crowd with waaaaaay too many people willing to pull the cord.
People are currently not eating. People are being bombed. People are freezing to death.
It’s not enough
This isn’t and shouldn’t be about entertainment. This should be about equality and fear.
You’re dead serious. I’m joking. It’s not that I take the situation lightly, but it’s a blessing to behave so lightly in such a situation.
That and you bet your ass, if someone rolls one in, there will be a crowd with waaaaaay too many people willing to pull the cord.
No need for bets. I’m sure that’s what will happen. The elites know it too and they’re building secret bunkers to escape it. Currently they are stretching the divide and rule tactic as far as it can, by getting the ordinary men and women to fight each other. But they know that it won’t work forever.
However, I must warn you. The results won’t be as clean and just as you imagine it to be. Angry people yearn for vengeance, not justice. It won’t stop until a lot of innocent blood is also spilt. That’s what happened in the French Revolution too.
People are currently not eating. People are being bombed. People are freezing to death. It’s not enough
The same people won’t seek other solutions until a tragedy is inevitable. Whenever I speak a solution that can recover our economy before it goes south, the same ordinary people scoff at me saying it’s wishful thinking, ignoring the fact that it has been implemented successfully several times in the past as a measure of resistance.
https://educacion.cc/en/step-by-step/how-to-build-a-guillotine-step-by-step-tutorial/
I do appreciate this part, probably not intended as comedy but still very funny.
FAQs
Q: Is it legal to build a guillotine?
A: In the United States, it is legal to >build a guillotine for personal use or as a >historical replica. However, it is illegal to >use it for actual executions or as a >means of threatening or intimidating >others.
Ropes are cheaper yet and work just fine. And they don’t deserve better than the short drop.
Surprise! Surprise! The elite class who start wars and sent ordinary people to their deaths at the battlefront are draft dodgers!
Creedence called it almost 60 years ago, in the best anti-war song ever and a few decades later, SoaD asked “why do they always send the poor” in one of the best ones of this millennium
I also really like this one by Tom Waits
I also really like this one by Tom Waits
Words that hardly ever fail to endear someone to me, regardless of context 😁❤️
TMBG covered the Phil Ochs classic One More Parade.
I like it better for the brassy, military feel - a nice disconnect between the message and music.
sounds like a plan
And whoever the winners are, get fed to the lions.
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Lmfao what other option did you think there was?
It’s us vs rich. End of story
Plot twist: there’s an american draft and he gets sent anyways.
Israeli here. His son gets to live there while he here paid a terrorist organization milliards, took bribes out of said payments, claimed it was not his fault at all when said terrorist organization massacared 1,400 people and that there simply wasn’t anything he could do differently (you see, the left that last ruled the country over 50 years ago and the deep-state the head of intelligence service he himself appointed declared does not exist, simply do not allow him to rule properly. If the Attorney General didn’t object to his dictatorial self-coup, Hamas wouldn’t’ve attacked Israel, it’s all her fault, and that nasty Supreme Court and those Kaplanist hostage liberation protesters that didn’t let him rule properly - if not for them, this time Hamas would be so afraid, he wouldn’t dare attacking us!), …and he continues to this day to claim the afforementioned terrorist organization is the country’s biggest asset in the fight against… the Palestinian Authority, who fought together with Israeli forces against that very same terrorist organization for the entire duration of the war caused by said massacare.
So yes. His son gets to live over there. With illegally-assigned government protection and allowance, no less.
Maybe Hamas wouldn’t have attacked Israel, or even existed, if Israel wasn’t violently occupying Palestine
Controversial opinion: more young Israelis should do what this man is doing. They should say “lol fuck this shit, who wants to be fighting anyway” and move out of Israel. North American and European countries should welcome them with open arms. Anti-aliyah. Who needs a shithole apartheid bunker state anyway? Settlers move out, come live free from that shit and Free Palestine.
OTOH, the children of leaders calling for war should be the first on the front lines.
I mean, I guess I’d rather have him here than killing people? Still exposes the whole Israeli operation as a farce.
This is what would solve the problem in the Middle East, which is why they will never do it.
Wtf is with rightwingers fleeing the law and Miami?
Easy availabilty of cocaine and hookers. Also plenty of fascists to hang out with while cultivating your melanoma.
Why don’t presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?
I’ve always been a mega SoaD fan but the last year or so the songs hit so fucking hard
Absolutely. I’ve probably listened to Prison Song this past year more than any other track of theirs.
They’re trying to build a prison
They’re trying to build a prison
They’re trying to build a prison for you and meeee
34 years old? They speak about him like a teenager
He’s the son of a Politician. They mature around 60 and reach that peak predator energy around 80.
34? I was serving my country at that age.
Not Israel nor the USA, for the record.
Phew! I’m GLAD we can Let HIM live in Luxury while us AMERICANS Die for his Dad’s War!
Someone asked in another community what comes to mind when someone is a “chud”…
Logic police here. It’s supposed to be phrases or sentences uttered by the chud.
Pedantic Esquire points out the prompt didn’t say the chud themselves has to be the one uttering the phrase. A phrase stated by someone else about the chud still reveals the subject’s chud-ness.
A phrase uttered by someone else is enough to “instantly reveal” a third party is a Chud? You are easily persuaded.
You’re putting words in my mouth. I didn’t say “instant” and I didn’t state the general definitiveness off a single comment you are trying to box me in with. “What’s a chud?” “This guy is an example of a chud”. It’s no deeper than that.
We’re not on reddit here, we don’t have to turn this into a place that wallows down conversations with that sort of crap.
You’re right, I was quoting the title of the link you posted.
“What phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?”
I should have been more clear.
And Barron Trump has been barred from military service.
Seeing who father is, I wouldn’t even trust him near anything sharp.
Barred? Another bone spur?
He is conveniently one inch above the height cutoff.
Send him as a periscope then. That’s one lousy excuse from a regime that flouts every rule in the book, including the constitution.
No he wasn’t. Although there was a clickbait article recently that implied it in the title, while in the actual article just saying that in theory it’s possible it could happen.
It’s funny how this reads as: look over here, look how vulnerable he is. I certainly hope something doesn’t happen to him. Right. HERE.
It was the fuck aroundest of times
It was the find outest of times
This man chilling in Miami. Lmao. Worst part about Miami, for a trucker, ain’t nothing but oranges come out of south florida
Lol my company sent me down to Florida a couple times a year. They’d always have me wait around a day or two in the vain hope a load worth hauling would pop up. I never minded, I’d just Uber to the beach for a day. Free vacation! Unless it was Orlando, which as far as I can tell is just a swamp infected with capitalism. Never cared for Orlando…
So he is not even in Israel. How new and fresh
When do we as humanity burn the fucking authoritarian playbook to the ground along with anyone following it?
Good. I genuinely hope the absolute worst happens to him.
reportedly engaged in “non-profit charity work”
aka blackjack & hookers
Dodging military service. Maybe he has bone spurs too.
