I had sex with a guy who spent the entire evening telling me the plots of various Star Wars novels. He was a good storyteller and I found it very attractive.
Wow, is that an option? Here I am just working on myself to become a more interesting, well-rounded person, like a dumbass.
To his credit, he was an interesting well-rounded person. That’s probably why he was able to make his Star Wars descriptions so engaging. It was like listening to Dan Carlin.
Lol, dumbass.
Lots of different people like lots of different things.
Everyone is someone’s kink.
Everyone is someone’s kink.
some kinks are rarer and more easily fulfilled, leaving you with jack shit
My wife was binging some reality romance show and out of the blue, started talking about it. It was kind of interesting but not where I wanted to watch it. But she kept getting more and more passionate about each character. I kinda stopped listening halfway because I just found it very sexy as she kept going on and on.
Oh, was he a great orator? Was he a cunning linguist?
👈👈😎
What’s unbelievable is that the plot explanation required an entire 45 minutes
“Make sword also shout dragon kill eat sweet roll not die”
45 minutes high time is like 5 minutes tops in real time. Or at least that’s how shit like movies and conversations always feel for me.
Twerk eat hot chip and lie
I mean, if you really get into the lore, there is a lot there. The actual immediate plot, however, could be so summarized.
Pointy end goes in the other guy
Keeper.
One time a girl invited me over, we smoked pot and she described how her boyfriend died in detail. We haven’t had sex
sounds like she was waiting for you to sex yourself in front of her? Can tell have dated crazy lots before I got old
She was, but I received the biggest antiboner I could. After having met her the next time, I ran into woods, took LSD and got caught by the police. Guess I was the crazy one
Running into the woods while being on LSD is a banger activity.
I didn’t bang that day
Weed really does magic things.
Someone explaining the entire lore of skyrim to me while being stoned as hell just makes them more attractive.
explained the entire plot line of skyrim for 45 minutes
Honestly amazed it took that long, even while high
