That’s not salmon.
Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I’m no fishologist
Could also be a ctardiologist. But I’m no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.
More like a carpiologist, amirite?
It’s best left to the fishisticians to figure out
You motherf-
That’s a sturgeon.
Alternate dimension Weird Al
That’s his problem right there
Beware the Fish.
No please!!! Don’t let anyone from my instance see this!
I don’t want to go back to sturgeon posts popping up on feddit.org every day!
Edit: never mind, too many of the communities over there are in German for me to figure out the correct one to put it in.
ich_iel would be a good start
STÖRt dich das etwa?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!
Schwer zu lesen aber glaube das heißt “nein”.
Hello
The Simpsons really have done everything!
what word is censored out
The n word, doing a reverse image search you can find the meme with a crappier censor. Can’t find an uncensored version anywhere
Brought home dinner!
This is no lower 48 Roadkill Cafe, “you kill it, we grill it.” This is a whole different set of cooking skills
Potential caviar for the cost of labor only?
Id be mad as hell too how tf does a fish hit a car is the fish jumping over a bridge???
Salmon jump quite far, I can only imagine the king salmon can leap kilometers
Some people think king salmon are a different species but really they were just crowned king of salmon because they can jump the farthest.
I think it’s crazy how it got stuck onto the car
That fish is too stiff to have been recently alive.
Appears this may be a white sturgeon, which can grow to 20ft long, 1000 pounds. Apparently they can leap about 10 foot out of the water, so yeah I guess this smaller one must of busted a move (a people mover that is)
Reminds me of the bridge level of Super Mario Bros.
MAGIKCARP!!!
Magikarp used SPLASH!
that’s magikal
As an Alaskan I take offense to this.
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