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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Unconventional strategy.

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Unconventional strategy.

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Unruffled [they/them]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What do Israelis want?

    It’s to be able to commit genocide in peace.

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      Americans too apparently.

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        Nah, it’s overwhelmingly unpopular in America but the Israeli polls are overwhelmingly popular

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          The US does also like genocide though

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            it goes well with our holiday roast beast

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          What do polls have to do with it? They are manipulated and controlled by governments anyway. And actions matter, not thoughts and feels. If your country is doing something reprehensible, you shut it down - 100% strike, block everything. Otherwise you are responsible for what your country does. How you answer a phone questionnaire is irrelevant.

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            I’m sick and tired of dipshits like you saying this garbage I don’t even want to try to keep rebutting it anymore just go touch grass and learn something idk

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              Take responsibility for your country, or stfu.

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                If more than 50% of the people in the us keep voting for war mongers, its not really “overwhelmingly unpopular”. Its just full of people who say they dont like it, but vote for it anyway. So they are either cognitive idiots, or hypocrites.

        • krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Not “overwhelmingly” just only about ⅓

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      They want to be left alone to commit heinous acts of murder and torture. Is it so hard to understand? /s

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      And to provide their citizens with free healthcare at us tax payer cost. Also obviously that all girls school was asking for it /s

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    And you just start beating the shit out of your smallest neighbour while occupying their house

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      First you play really loud music. Then when the neighbor comes over to complain you say they were yelling aggressively (to be heard over the loud music) and you had to defend yourself.

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        And you call them an anti-musicite.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s the only way to prove a point to my bigger neighbours. Plus it proves just how much I want to be left alone!!!

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      Or bombing them and then killing the ambulance drivers that come to help them and bulldoze then into a ditch

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    Why do these screenshots always show the comments in the wrong order? Is twitter really set up like that?

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      The twitter feed is bottom to top anyway, so the retweet replies are shown that way (regular replies are top to bottom which is why nobody uses them and just quote tweets everything)

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      I think it’s because they’ve screencapped the original and attached it as an image and images are always below the body of text in a tweet

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    Israel is a failed experiment in statehood. It’s about motherfucking time for every decision maker in virtually every government in the world to acknowledge that - and correct course.

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      Look up UN votes on various issues regarding Israel. We’re already there, and have been for decades. It’s just that the US holds the UN hostage with their veto power.

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        Didn’t orange don say he wants to quit the UN ?

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      awkward Statesia noises

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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      Israel is a pretty successful state.

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        That depends entirely on your definition of ‘success’.

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          Pretty successful in committing a genocide if you ask me.

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        The us funds it though

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          Israel doesn’t need the funds.

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            They sure spend a lot of money to make sure it keeps flowing though

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              Israel needs diplomatic backing more than money.

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                Let me know when they stop taking billions from the us

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                  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g7pAnlLgtRk

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            Haha your head is pretty far up your ass. No funding means no iron dome, no iron dome means no pissrael.

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              Israel can afford it on its own.

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What they want is no resistance to their colonial expansion.

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    stay there

    after they locked the doors, killed you dog and wife, tortured your brother and starved you children while withholding them medical aid

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    Withdraw to your 1967 borders. Then we talk.

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    I agree with Eylon. No more subsidies, no more outside anything. Thirsty? There’s no water? Talk to your imaginary god. Hungry? Food doesn’t grow? Same thing.

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    And to have every other country fund it.

  • justadudeingear@lemmy.world
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    Sometimes as Palestine would say, I just want my grandma’s house that the government stole from her and kicked her naked into the street. I miss the good memories.

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      Most other people have gotten over the house their grandparents were kicked out off. For example the neighboring Israelis.

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        LOL and of course you are a German. Nazi supporting Nazi i guess. Y’all love to be on the wrong side of history again.

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        Aw look at you stumbling over an attempted rebuttal. So cute.

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIdCsMufIY

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    Why won’t somebody think about the poor land-thieving child-murdering Israelis…

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    When your persecution complex is so robust you reanimate the Old Testament as a “defense” strategy despite being a “secular” nation.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_settlement

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    Hezbollah could just not shoot any rockets into Israel.

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      Yeah. When someone comes to your house, shoots your parents, kicks you out, and “settles” in your neighbourhood you should just leave them alone. After all, they would never have done that if you hadn’t… shot rockets at them after they did it??

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        Israel never settled Lebanon.

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          Sure. They just occupied, blockaded and displaced a shitload of the people that now live in Lebanon, because their homes were stolen and their families were killed by Israelis.

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            You mean the descendants of Palestinian refugees, who can’t get Lebanese citizenship and are banned from some professions?

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      Exactly, and the allied forces could’ve just not attacked the nazis. All Germany wanted was to be left alone. Great point!

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      Israel could just not antagonize its neighbours, attacking them and stealing their land and murdering the inhabitants.

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        Israel‘s existence is anathema to many in the region. They don’t need to do anything to be attacked.

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          Non israeli existence is anathema to isreal, they don’t need to do anything to be attacked by israel

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          Yes, nobody likes land thiefs.

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            Are you American by any chance?

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              Is your argument that Americans got to genocide natives so that makes it ok for Israelis to?

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              Not culturally but I live in their empire.

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          No, the reason why is completely obvious.

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      you talk nonsense and don’t put yourself in their shoes because israelis don’t see others as equal humans. Israel never comitted to the ceasefire on lebanon neither on gaza. Israel kept bombing and killed thousands throughout the ceasefire. at some point they realized they will keep getting bombed and killed either way. wtf is your logic exactly? Israeli violates the ceasefire and all ita agreement and keep bombing and killing you everyday, displacing and taking your land… and you do nothing?

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      Or they could shoot more rockets into Israel.

      Zionazis are so far up their own asses that literally the only way that they could ever be brought back to reality is by stomping them into the dirt. They need to face complete, unconditional surrender just like other genocidal, fascist states like Germany and Japan in WWII.

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    If the neighbors are preparing to kill me next week, maybe this is a possibility if i can’t or don’t want to go anywhere else…

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