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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

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    Who puts the bar of soap in their ass crack? Rub the soap on your hands and use your soapy hands to wash your ass.

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?!

  • aketawi@quokk.au
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    11 hours ago

    Freakbob breached containment

  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Got it. Exclusively cock wash.

  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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    21 hours ago

    Soap bar square pants?

  • Retail4068@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Get a wash cloth you disgusting heathen.

  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    16 hours ago

    He’s afraid he’ll enjoy it too much.

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 hours ago

    He’s judging me.

  • bstix@feddit.dk
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    19 hours ago

    A least it’s not the abrasive side.

  • doesit@sh.itjust.works
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    Shouldn’t was your ass with soap. You kill the bacteria that keep it healthy.
    edit : just look it up. asswhipes.

    • MBech@feddit.dk
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      Should absolutely wash the outside part of your ass. Just don’t push the bar of soap inside.

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        Well now you tell me

      • 5715@feddit.org
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        And no, flared base is not enough here, so don’t start carving

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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      Washing yourself is healthy, overdoing anything is unhealthy. Yes you will kill good bacteria, but you also kill bad (streptococcus for example). I use sensitive non antibacterial soap daily and mix in antibacterial wash a few times a week. Mainly for my armpits, ass, face, and junk.

      Maintain a balance, but please wash your ass.

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      “Hey everyone, the reason people gag from my rotten ass smell from feet away is that I’m more healthy than them”

      No one else on Lemmy has earned the tag “doesn’t wash ass”. …Congratulations?

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      I say take it a step further and rub shit all over your body skin. This will keep it healthy, just like your ass.

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      You’re one of those guys who doesn’t wipe their ass either because it’s Gay, aren’t you?

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