If you owned one of these and it broke it would have been replaced under warranty, but instead of shipping you another USS Defiant CD player, they’d send you a USS São Paulo CD player. You could still call it the Defiant after-the-the-fact, but deep down you would know it wasn’t the same.
You got a Sao Paulo? All I got was a shitty Valiant.
It looks nothing like the picture on the box
We have Defiant at home.
It’s the Valiant.
WTAF. Wonder what that is going for these days?
Not bad honestly
Does it cloak?
That’s why nobody can find theirs anymore.
This is one of the sexier objects
The 90s were a wild time to be alive.
That packaging is way too large.
Given the shape of it, it would have been rude not to.
Am I the only one thinking this liiks like AI slop? The text on the box is super inconsistent
We thought so to, so we went ahead and looked up a few more boxes and nah that’s just how it was designed.
ooh okay! Also, I noticed it might be some lightning/shimmering effect making it look really odd.
Could also be a bad AI upscale. My iphone does it with text that’s far away
Did it have anti skip? Did it play mp3?
I’d love to listen to listen to my nu metal CD’s on this.
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