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Doug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago

Way, way better than 72 virgins

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Way, way better than 72 virgins

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Doug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago
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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    God fucking damnit, I cannot escape the stereotype.

    Am American, now want borgor.

    … fuck.

  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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    It’s not what you think. The burgers, like the 72 virgins, are for fucking

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      there’s a 5 guys joke in here, somewhere…

    • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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      Ah yes, the “add your own mayo” type of burger

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzgGSXmCKio

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      I just think, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you’d prefer that no one had fucked it.

      • Jessica
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        Have you ever even had a freshly fucked sandwich? 🙄

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    Unfortunately the burgers are not virgins.

  • Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world
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    You think this is some sort of prize? As if one virgin is bad enough imagine 72 of em? How about 72 broads who know their way around a dick. That’s an afterlife.

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