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Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
eee! my meme!
memes are made to be shared comrade
Got you FAM, mb
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that’s the game.Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking
It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
actually god is fine with it as long as you don’t pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don’t want people to think i’m linking to filth
Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
Bill Clinton energy damn
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it
I’m always horny.
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It’s like a don’t horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!
Please talk to them! You don’t want them to become Distro hoppers! Unprotected distro hopping could lead to----Arch…
btw
Hey, don’t distro-hop-shame. Some people like to switch it up, and it’s perfectly ok.
Just start posting your nsfw memes around. Make lemmy the horny meme haven you want to see in the world. I for one will upvote nsfw memes.
What happened to It?
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it’s functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
the horniness got everywhere is what
lemmynsfw is back as fedinsfw.app
lemmynsfw is really bad quality though because it’s almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they’re done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called “bean catastrophy” occurs.
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.
…hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.
I do like wearing pyjamas
Hell yeah brother those teddy bears ain’t gonna chase themselves
Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:
“You mean the clitastrophe?”
“Bean catastrophe” sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I’d rate that as being the opposite of horny.
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y’all just aren’t keeping up!
What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?
I’d deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out in the process.
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
There’s about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there’s a non-zero chance they’re all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
Yeah, the rest of us just play along.
Horny or Ace, no in-between.
:3
:3
🫣
I haven’t been horny since my early 20s
What happened??
Got it out of his system, realized it’s overrated.
Jealous
We’re all on wellbutrin
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I’m pretty sure I’m good for life.
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no
Lemmy is ovulating
Application:
I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.
break beds and take names
in that order
And I’m all outta beds 😏
Shit I did that wrong
How does something without a pulse consent? At that point does it even matter that it doesn’t have a pulse?
Yes their application is redundantly over-constrained, rejected!
I can be really horny without help but you’re welcome to participate
horny is why we exist, in general
@violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy
I’m not complaining tho, it’s an improvement, there’s not enough hornyposting in most places
