[raises hand] Only if we also agree that codpieces and padded bras are identical in function, if not form.

rest of the class: [ fucking chaos ]

Me, in the back: That sounds rather plausiblei

Considering heeled shoes were first made for men, specifically to keep their feet from slipping through stirrups when on horseback, this seems plausible.

On a side note, I would have loved a silly, thought-provoking class like that.