some services are not worth paying for – movie/tv streaming services, for instance.

Some services, on the other hand, are not worth not paying for. A decent VPN is one of them.

oh god yes please give me access to military infrastructure, explosives, and firearms; I am a perfectly sane and obedient selective service applicant and can be trusted in the vicinity of all of these things

not every showerthoughts-worthy post is necessarily envisioned in a shower

Also, if it’s been more than a few days, take a shower for me, homie. If you won’t do it for you, do it for me. Depression is a fuck.

the world is not made up of exclusively binary good/bad characters or outcomes, and most half-decent TV shows aren’t, either.

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(I am not gonna learn more gen Z slang just for a more convincing joke, sorry)

the happy days are so far behind me, I don’t remember them🙃

you know, it costs nothing to not post that image. In fact, I would have paid you to not post that image.

“The delusion of easy victory from the air may have seduced the US into another war”

stupid sexy flanders iranian leadership, looking so fuckable bombable.

This is the same JD Vance that repeatedly falsely claimed immigrants were eating cats and dogs in his home state, is it not?

I’m not saying a nuclear suicide vest couldn’t be done. I’m just saying, JD Vance has claimed lots of things.

this you?

next headline: “US struck humanitarian aid boats with drones, says they had drugs on them” in 3, 2, 1…

it’d be about par for the course given everything else

time for a fursona change? hybridization? just embrace becoming that weird cat that acts like a dog? I’unno.

the commercials themselves predate me, but you seem like you might enjoy Nostalgia Critic’s series on old commercials if you haven’t seen it already.

Also, holy shit, there were only five episodes of this last I checked, there’s like twenty of them now.

if you have the mojo for it, then be the best puppyboy/girl/yes you can be

[raises hand] Only if we also agree that codpieces and padded bras are identical in function, if not form.

rest of the class: [ fucking chaos ]

I’m in this meme and I don’t like it

just embrace being a puppy, it’s less effort than trying to recover from that kind of emotional crit.

some people just naturally have that energy. if it’s you, lean into it.