“Is this President Sharpie? Because this is President Trump, and I really need to speak to President Sharpie about a custom designed sharpie.”

“Ummm, I’m just the support guy currently on duty. But sure, you can call me President Sharpie if you want. I guess.”

Whatever. Mine’s cooler.

He’s a bit early for hurricane season.

Watch the video. PeePop just rambles. Reminds me of waiting on my grandmother to finish winding on with one of her dementia rants before I can quietly duck out of the nursing home.

If you want expensive writing tools fountain pens are where the gold is at. You can’t be dumbfuck stupid and write with a fountain pen though. Signing everything with a cheap sharpie is one step above using crayons or a finger he just wiped between his ass cheeks.

I wonder if he’s a fan of butt sharpies.

Looks closer

Skerple

Part of me thinks he watched some inspiring monologue in a movie or show where the character takes an unrelated topic and ties it back to the previous discussion to great effect and thinks “oh that’s easy, I could do that.”

He’s never seen anything that big in his hand.

People are asking for ridiculous amounts of money for these on eBay.

“Well, sir,” Bessent replied, “as usual, you’re a tough act to follow.”

Sniveling toad.

Is the case of that Sharpie strong enough to withstand being driven through Trump’s temple?