Is the case of that Sharpie strong enough to withstand being driven through Trump’s temple?

“Well, sir,” Bessent replied, “as usual, you’re a tough act to follow.”

Sniveling toad.

If you want expensive writing tools fountain pens are where the gold is at. You can’t be dumbfuck stupid and write with a fountain pen though. Signing everything with a cheap sharpie is one step above using crayons or a finger he just wiped between his ass cheeks.

Looks closer

Skerple

He’s never seen anything that big in his hand.

“Is this President Sharpie? Because this is President Trump, and I really need to speak to President Sharpie about a custom designed sharpie.”

“Ummm, I’m just the support guy currently on duty. But sure, you can call me President Sharpie if you want. I guess.”

Whatever. Mine’s cooler.

Part of me thinks he watched some inspiring monologue in a movie or show where the character takes an unrelated topic and ties it back to the previous discussion to great effect and thinks “oh that’s easy, I could do that.”

I wonder if he’s a fan of butt sharpies.

He’s a bit early for hurricane season.

Watch the video. PeePop just rambles. Reminds me of waiting on my grandmother to finish winding on with one of her dementia rants before I can quietly duck out of the nursing home.

People are asking for ridiculous amounts of money for these on eBay.