I’ve put worse things in my mouth today

This is prime expectation vs reality material.

If the kraut was actually nicely separated team colors, sure! But I expect the reality is an intermingled brown mess that resembles the muck you dig out of your gutters in the fall.

Let me guess, this costs fifty bucks?

This is an actual thing not an April fools joke?

Eat it and your shit will be Smurf blue for days.

Hot dog with kraut? Sure, anytime.