South Park S3E10, Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery.

The whole episode is a Scooby-Doo parody, and it’s alright. But the joke that got me thinking was this:

Jonathan Davis: All right gang, we have to split up and look for clues!

Stan Marsh: How should we split up?

Jonathan Davis: I know! Let’s have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way, and everyone whose insecurity sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way.

[Everyone says “OK!”, then splits up into two roughly equal groups]

Kyle Broflovski: Wow! That was easy!

They just all knew which group they were in immediately. Got me thinking about which group I was in.

Came back to say Fable and Fable II are peak evil path RPGs.

Don’t look up anything about it and finish it this weekend. It’s short and linear. If you appreciate a well-crafted narrative with a message, you owe it to yourself to play the full story.

Feels like that’s lowballing it.

LMAO

That happens around halfway.

Yes. But anyone else reading this comment needs to know it is so good.

Shiiit. Well I’ve fought it off for this long…

Sounds like he had some real football hooligans at his funeral, then. Died as he lived, seems.

Licensing, I think.

Though the recent news of Israel engaging in white phosphorous strikes makes a girl think, dunnit?

Dude looks like one of Jocko Willink’s failed clones

So does Gordon Freeman, but neither of them speak.

Definitely. Human Shrek is insanely hot

Yep lmao

Timantha is concerned by the implication

A lot of euphemisms.

Echoing Spec Ops: The Line.

It’s no longer available on Steam, but if you can find a way to play it then you should. Probably the most necessary game about war at the moment.

They delisted this shit from Steam right before shit popped off next to Dubai in real life.

and this is all you get for beating it:

There’s certainly dogshit nowadays, but I don’t think modern gamers understand that NES games set the price standard that is just now changing. A $50 game, I believe, is around $180 adjusted for inflation. You buy Forspoken, you get your refund, and then you buy Halo on sale for $4 instead. You buy Ghostbusters, and that’s your game. That’s the game you have. Play it, or don’t.

Thank goodness for rentals.