If Trump isn’t roleplaying the Antichrist from the Book of Revelation, then I don’t know what he’s doing.
Big الْمَسِيحُ الدَّجَّالُ energy
Very nice of you to call him المسبح الدجال instead of جبل الخراء البرتقالي
He just needs to get these meteorites and locusts going and it’s pretty much perfect.
Well, Artemis II can do a flyby of the Alien Space Nazi Moonbase on the dark side and that will get the meteorites going. I’m not sure how he’ll manage the locusts. Genetically modified grasshoppers?
Fun fact, there are only two continents without swarming locusts. Antarctica and North America.
The Rocky Mountain Locust went extinct sometime around 1900, which was some 30 years after the largest swarm ever recorded for any species of locust.
To be honest, that’s kind of an unimaginative reading.
Nothing says the censers being thrust down from heaven have to be meteorites. They could be orbit-to-surface missiles.
Likewise, the “locusts” described aren’t necessarily an insect infestation. They might just as easily be drone swarms.
You know, if we’re taking the book of revelation seriously, at least…
It just comes so naturally to him…
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When’s the crucifixion? Will it be live streamed?
I am not convinced we can find a cross that is able to bear his weight
Shouldn’t stop us from trying.
That’s the American spirit! Down with the false king!
Look, Americans aren’t good for much but we sure can build shit to hold our ever growing bodies. It might break after a few days but that fat orange diaper wearing fuck is going to die just fine on an American cross.
Can easily be tested. Just crucify him on Friday, and check whether he left the grave on Sunday.
Stop, I can only get so erect.
Good, we need something to pound those nails.
Remember: both guys who almost killed Trump weren’t some “libruls”— they were far-right nutjobs who thought Trump wasn’t extreme enough. If Trump keeps poking this bear, they will try again.
It’s could very well have been a false flag. Russia was stopped organizing a similar attempt on Orban to help his dwindling poll numbers.
Pretty sure the first guy was a plant. They wiped that ketchup stain off his cheek and it didn’t even leave a mark…
Which girl would Jesus rape?
Apparently if he’s like a lot of the religious nut jobs, any underage ones.
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What is actually wrong with these people?
So, so much, I don’t know where to start.
Cognitive dysfunction?
Severe brain damage, lacking any form of empathy.
Good fucking grief. WTF do these people see in this guy that makes them want to suck up to him so badly? Hes a malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit and is more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
His ideas about child rape really resonates with them.
He promised to get rid of the brown people. And they were told to follow him. That’s it for a lot of them. Blindly following someone because their preacher says to is ingrained in a lot of evangelicals especially.
But also a lot of them believe he was sent by God to kick-start the end times and trigger the Rapture. That’s why a lot of the politicians especially are behind him, and why Biden treated him with kid gloves. You’d be amazed how many statesmen in both the Republican and Democratic Party legit believe in all that ‘end times we go to Heaven and all the disgusting plebeians go to hell’ bullshit.
Plus we can say MERRY CHRISTMAS again, everyone!
No one said that under Obama and Biden, if you remember. In fact, I remember it being explicitly forbidden, with lots of liberal tattletales just waiting to take down names and report xtians to the authorities so that they could be stripped of all their assets and thrown into prison, just for acknowledging the baby Jesus!
It was very dark times for xtians. You have no idea the cross they bore, living as xtians in Murica under the Democrat (sic) Party!
Trump is not a political figure. This is a religious movement playing out in real time.
lmao. Jesus, if he existed (debatable), gave fucks about people. Trump cares about no one but himself.
Jesus existed in the historical record, but his life is mythologized. We can only rely on interpretations such as this to help give us an understanding of what his life may have been like.
There were a lot of cults in that region in that time period. Jesus may well be an amalgamation of multiple cult leaders.
haha. that was epic.
Cool, so we’ll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?
Oh that’s strange, I compare him to Hitler. Except Hitler didn’t sexually abuse children.
With the possible exception of his niece.
If I were an Evangelical Christian, I would be screaming my lungs out that this is Antichrist territory.
A good chunk of them believe the Antichrist has to appear to Herald the end of days and they’re 100% on board. It’s a death cult.
I personally know someone that cited the bible to demonstrate how Trump was the antichrist. Yes, he sure did still vote for him, because the antichrist is better than a democrat.
Did the guy just … tactically vote for the apocalypse?
There are nuts in the US that vote for the worst person in the hopes that it will rush the 2nd coming.
Maybe if you were Catholic, Episcopal, Unitarian, Christian Anarchist, etc. you would hold that view. Evangelicals live in an upside-down world and don’t even consider the aforementioned denominations as Christians. If you openly held that view in an Evangelical congregation I would worry for your safety.
And when he steals a third and fourth term, they’ll all be with him 110%
Already an article about it. Won’t change any voting patterns though, as the worst child rapist GOP is better than the greatest blue humanitarian for cons.
You can now pray again, and worship again!
My favorite thing about Biden was how he banned prayer. That was really cool and based
Weird for a devout catholic, but I wasn’t going to stop him
If they nail him to a cross and he’s still around three days later, I’ll vote for him.
Just like Jesus.
Our blessed lord and slaver.
Oh good! Let’s continue the comparison and nail the orange shit to a piece of wood!
