All of these people are delusional idiots
Donvict is nothing at all like the character of Jesus as described in “the” bible.
He’s more like the anti-christ.
Neither is the Gun Jesus all those soft-brained religiophiles invoke down there.
Imagine being so desperately religious that you choose one of the worst human beings in history to be the new Messiah of yours 😂🤣.
Can easily be tested. Just crucify him on Friday, and check whether he left the grave on Sunday.
Stop, I can only get so erect.
Good, we need something to pound those nails.
Cool, so we’ll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?
Hm, took long enough
Which girl would Jesus rape?
Apparently if he’s like a lot of the religious nut jobs, any underage ones.
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Same woman btw There have been people put in straightjackets for less 🙃 But don’t worry guys at least they’re getting rid of the religious extremists in Iran 🤦♂️
Bro Amerikkka, the world’s laughing at you 😂 I’m convinced that place is not real, a simulation. The most unserious country in the world
Also back in the day that kind of heresy would get you hanged, drawn and quartered or burnt at the stake if you were a woman like her (for the sake of decency since the victim was disembowelled and chopped into 4 pieces while still alive and burning was considered more lenient out of the 2 somehow) we should probably bring that back.
Good fucking grief. WTF do these people see in this guy that makes them want to suck up to him so badly? Hes a malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit and is more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
His ideas about child rape really resonates with them.
He promised to get rid of the brown people. And they were told to follow him. That’s it for a lot of them. Blindly following someone because their preacher says to is ingrained in a lot of evangelicals especially.
But also a lot of them believe he was sent by God to kick-start the end times and trigger the Rapture. That’s why a lot of the politicians especially are behind him, and why Biden treated him with kid gloves. You’d be amazed how many statesmen in both the Republican and Democratic Party legit believe in all that ‘end times we go to Heaven and all the disgusting plebeians go to hell’ bullshit.
Plus we can say MERRY CHRISTMAS again, everyone!
No one said that under Obama and Biden, if you remember. In fact, I remember it being explicitly forbidden, with lots of liberal tattletales just waiting to take down names and report xtians to the authorities so that they could be stripped of all their assets and thrown into prison, just for acknowledging the baby Jesus!
It was very dark times for xtians. You have no idea the cross they bore, living as xtians in Murica under the Democrat (sic) Party!
If Trump isn’t roleplaying the Antichrist from the Book of Revelation, then I don’t know what he’s doing.
Big الْمَسِيحُ الدَّجَّالُ energy
Very nice of you to call him المسبح الدجال instead of جبل الخراء البرتقالي
He just needs to get these meteorites and locusts going and it’s pretty much perfect.
To be honest, that’s kind of an unimaginative reading.
Nothing says the censers being thrust down from heaven have to be meteorites. They could be orbit-to-surface missiles.
Likewise, the “locusts” described aren’t necessarily an insect infestation. They might just as easily be drone swarms.
You know, if we’re taking the book of revelation seriously, at least…
Well, Artemis II can do a flyby of the Alien Space Nazi Moonbase on the dark side and that will get the meteorites going. I’m not sure how he’ll manage the locusts. Genetically modified grasshoppers?
Fun fact, there are only two continents without swarming locusts. Antarctica and North America.
The Rocky Mountain Locust went extinct sometime around 1900, which was some 30 years after the largest swarm ever recorded for any species of locust.
It just comes so naturally to him…
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If I were an Evangelical Christian, I would be screaming my lungs out that this is Antichrist territory.
A good chunk of them believe the Antichrist has to appear to Herald the end of days and they’re 100% on board. It’s a death cult.
I personally know someone that cited the bible to demonstrate how Trump was the antichrist. Yes, he sure did still vote for him, because the antichrist is better than a democrat.
Did the guy just … tactically vote for the apocalypse?
There are nuts in the US that vote for the worst person in the hopes that it will rush the 2nd coming.
Maybe if you were Catholic, Episcopal, Unitarian, Christian Anarchist, etc. you would hold that view. Evangelicals live in an upside-down world and don’t even consider the aforementioned denominations as Christians. If you openly held that view in an Evangelical congregation I would worry for your safety.
Already an article about it. Won’t change any voting patterns though, as the worst child rapist GOP is better than the greatest blue humanitarian for cons.
And when he steals a third and fourth term, they’ll all be with him 110%
What is actually wrong with these people?
So, so much, I don’t know where to start.
Cognitive dysfunction?
Severe brain damage, lacking any form of empathy.
When’s the crucifixion? Will it be live streamed?
I am not convinced we can find a cross that is able to bear his weight
Shouldn’t stop us from trying.
That’s the American spirit! Down with the false king!
Look, Americans aren’t good for much but we sure can build shit to hold our ever growing bodies. It might break after a few days but that fat orange diaper wearing fuck is going to die just fine on an American cross.
Trump is not a political figure. This is a religious movement playing out in real time.
You can now pray again, and worship again!
My favorite thing about Biden was how he banned prayer. That was really cool and based
Weird for a devout catholic, but I wasn’t going to stop him
