Ever wondered who you’d be in a world of swords, magic, and
bugsmonsters? The quiz says I’m a warrior, what about you guys? And remember: you can’t go alone 'cuz, “You must gather your party before venturing forth!”
Bard.
Everyone just accepts I ought to be here because I say the right things and do the right dance.
Rogue, steal other’s shit and claim it’s mine.
NPC, I give quests to others
It took a little work to translate the questions to what I actually do, in not a coder, but apparently I’m a mage.
NPC.
Oh. I have do the quiz?
It gave me “Multiclass”.
There’s a joke about inheritance in there somewhere. And the fact that no-one will want whatever I leave behind.
Can I choose NPC now?
Magician, too deep down the theory most of the time.
Anxious Barbarian. 🫣
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Got Multiclass hero (Barbarian, Mage)
Whatever specific class I am, my play style is definitely “glass cannon”.
If you’re interested in playing corporation-based, slightly occult, TTRPG, there is Corp Borg that fits the bill.
https://heltung-storytelling.itch.io/corp-borg
Corp Borg is an award-nominated (NDU, The Indie Groundbreakers), rules-light, office-crawl OSR tabletop RPG. While inspired heavily by MÖRK BORG aesthetics and gameplay, it’s a standalone game - all you need to play is this book.
The world of Corp Borg is bleak, bloody, and brutal, exactly like corporations are. They rule the world of Corp Borg, as they do in real life, but are a bit more obvious about summoning demons, making blood sacrifices, and performing occult rituals.
warrior
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Slightly annoyed and hungry me:
Warrior.
Realize I am slightly annoyed and hungry, take care of that, take quiz again:
Mage.
I already can’t answer the first question. I’ve automated opening all of these as soon as I log in.
Yes, the energy drink, too.
