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  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    I’d be ok with a medium or small titty goth gf, too

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    This makes me miss my big titty goth ex… (it was amicable and just a life situation breakup)

  • AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
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    I mean…I will. That’s part of the fun of having the goth gf. Invader Zim is awesome.

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      When we live together and pool our resources and still can’t pay the bills, at least we can still lock eyes with each other and scream at the top of our lungs, in unison, “WE NEED MORE EARTH MONIES!!!”

      • AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world
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        And then agree that our only recourse is to mournfully sing The Doom Song and then explode.

        • Taleya@aussie.zone
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          That’s what you get for failing to maintain your taco supplies

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            I feel like I have missed a vital part of my essence but like, no one will notice if I watch or don’t watch this show because I already say half of this shit

      • nickiwest@lemmy.world
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        “I was the turkey all along” is part of the vernacular in our house.

  • Saprophyte@lemmy.world
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    Sometimes you need to adapt. I married a little tiddy goth girl and after two kids my long term plan has finally paid off.

    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Like I get what the other comment was saying, even after being moderated. And I fully agree it should be moderated.

      But I still have no clue what else your “long term plan” would entice.

      • Saprophyte@lemmy.world
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        Women after giving birth sometimes have much larger breasts especially after breastfeeding. I started with a small tiddy goth girl, then after breastfeeding two daughters, my wife is now a big tiddy goth girl.

      • Dalkor@lemmy.world
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        If I remeber what they put correctly, i think it’s a bit silly that it was moderated. There used to be a reddit inside joke called a switcheroo where you intentionally misinterpret the parent comment in a way that would have also made grammatical sense. The joke is the word play, its not deeper than that.

        If it was more than that, and I’m seeing they had another comment that was moderated and I have no idea what it said, fair game.

    • Saapas@piefed.zip
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      Removed by mod

      • BoosBeau@lemmy.world
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        This comment right here, officer.

        • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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          At this point its safe to assume straight men who arent far left are all pedos.

          Left types get banned on the server you use.

          • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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            Bruh

            • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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              Im not saying all are! Im saying its a safe assumption.

              And .world is .world

      • Saprophyte@lemmy.world
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        They’re 4 and 6, so… no?

        • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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          Removed by mod

          • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world
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            Removed by mod

        • Saapas@piefed.zip
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          Removed by mod

      • Dalkor@lemmy.world
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        Ah nice, a good Ole lemmy’a’roo

  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    I messed up the Goth girlfriend questionnaire and now she’s sacking Rome.

    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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      No… no I don’t think you did.

    • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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      We just dont talk about that so much.

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      So… She’s a SCAdian?

  • baltakatei@sopuli.xyz
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    I bet she even has a copy of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.

    • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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      A signed copy.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Is there something wrong with being a pharm tech?

    • ghen@sh.itjust.works
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      The standing and walking gets a little bit tedious at hour 8, she’s going to need foot massages. Oh wait damn, another bonus.

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        my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!

        • village604@adultswim.fanBanned
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          This beach is too sandy and the water is too wet.

          • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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            That beach is indeed very course and rough, and it gets everywhere

          • chtk@sh.itjust.works
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            And I’d give it zero stars if I could.

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              I’m glad someone caught that.

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            wet water? don’t let the lake michigan port authority hear about it

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Yeah. Why are they all so damn hot? They’ve gotta be up to something.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        Eyeshadow, mostly.

        It makes everyone hotter, it’s just how it works.

    • scutiger@lemmy.world
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      Pharmacy techs are educated and make good money. I don’t see anything wrong with that.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        They make a barely living wage in a job with high turn over because it sucks ass.

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          I know a couple and they make great money and enjoy their jobs.

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            As a pharmacy tech, it varies greatly, and depends on your disposition. Best case scenario is working at a hospital pharmacy, where most of your “customers” are going to be other people who work there.

            But in retail environments like CVS and Walgreens… at the very least you need to be a very patient person.

            Also, I am not making a livable wage, at least not yet. And I am not educated, lol. Though I am in the process of receiving necessary trainings and stuff.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      You could be two pharmacy techs if you tried harder

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    Don’t threaten me with a good time.

  • tio_bira@lemmy.world
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    I think those guys played Persona 5 and thought real life is like this

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Guaranteed every single one of these freaks tried to hook up with Futaba Sakura exclusively.

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        Yeah, tried, she is already exclusive with me.

        (/s)

      • tio_bira@lemmy.world
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        I have to research because the name was familiar but ain’t that fan of Persona 5.

        I can’t say much since my love interest on Persona 3 was Yuko.

        • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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          That’s not so bad. She’s coded as “bossy”, not “kid sister”

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    How is this so accurate

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    Threatening me with a good time again?

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Threatening me with a pharmacy tech girlfriend but I don’t care because I’m finally getting all my anti-anxiety medication filled

  • darthinvidious@lemmy.world
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    #why did they respond like this?

    I know some Tumblr pages don’t let me comment but I always thought commenting was a feature on the platform.

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      Tumblr. I don’t know why Tumblr Tumblrs the way it does (okay I understand a little of the hornoposting now I guess) but the #s are a part of it. For reasons.

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      I think those are notes or tags, but they get much more expressive with them than on other socials

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    I’m just realizing both my wife and my gf are big titty goth girls.

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    Drinking lemon > drinking lemon with sugar

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      So my neighbor got this fancy lemon tree. It’s under export controls and shit. Apparently you don’t have to add sugar to the lemon juice for lemonade. Two years until we get to try the fruit!

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