Carl Sagan said that you need a universe first.
Imagine the universe as a spherical cow.
Physics would be a lot simpler if all cows were spherical
Me, an engineer: They aren’t?
I’d imagine milking them would be somewhat more complex though
Yeah, that’s why I prefer cubic cows. They’re much easier to pack, too.
Efficiently packing 17 square cows.
I do not like this
This is the Superwaffle Debacle all over again!
flips syrup table and leaves
I can’t believe we’re having this argument again. Hexagonal cows when two dimensional. Uh, regular icosahedral cows in three, I don’t know the names of the shapes in four but you’ll put your eye out
How thick of a universe ༼ ͡⚆ل͜ ͡⚆༽
No, that was to bake a pie. He didn’t say universe before cow.
Therefore, cow is infinite.
Obviously when discussing milking cows, we assume a spherical cow universe.
Why not cow-shaped universe?
Asking for a friend.
Because spheres make the calculations easier.
This is a physics problem not a philosophy problem
Spherical cows in a vacuum?
Well they didnt ask him, did they?
That never bothers Neil deGrasse Tyson either
The only person who could be more smarmy in that regard than Neal deGrasse Tyson.
What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
The mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues.
PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat
I’m sure it’s fiiine, lots of babies are doing it. They can’t read your PSA anyway so it’s all good :P
You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive
Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.
Look when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
Solidarity smdh
Money or a gun to acquire the cow.
The will to abuse animals.
If you think milking a cow is abusing the cow, you must be the softest human being in the world.
You probably think petting a dog is abuse.
Oh boy
Who says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.
Yes. But does it have to be your cow? And can you keep the milk? What does the calf say about that?
“Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?”, am I right fellas?
Is the milk free if you have to work for it? ;)
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