Update: After attempting to negotiate use of the bathroom I failed. But now I am blocking my wife from using it too.

The trouble with these tweets is that by the time they get shared around, the situation has already gotten so much worse and more ridiculous. This clusterfuck of a presidency has just been a race to one-up how stupid the day before was.

Tbf, this is probably exactly how Trump’s relationships work

Is that media star and Alex Jones friend Bobby Barnes?!