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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago

Fixing her

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Fixing her

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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 days ago
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?

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      No one escapes the glass ceiling.

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      They probably need some high paid women as “executives”

  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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    The women in the photo is allegedly not “La Muñeca” she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.

    TLDR: There is a chance…

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    I’m sorry, can somebody explain what’s wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?

    • rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works
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      The assassinations.

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        No-one’s perfect.

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        She was killing the wrong people?

  • Redvenom@retrolemmy.com
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    I think I can do it

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    But I can die trying.

    • Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world
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      I mean, can’t we all die trying?

  • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf
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    Lust eats you from the inside out. Repent.

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      CMV: people who preach at other people unsolicited are just projecting. What do you have to repent for motherfucker?

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        I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there’s quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it’s all good, right?

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          you have to confess and go through penance

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            How many shillings is that these days?

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          • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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            They have to go to a priest and say “Forgive me, daddy, I’ve been bad”, right?

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              sexualizing a profession thats dedicated their entire life to not be sexualized is insanely sexist to both Nuns and Priests. This type of total hate to the point you dont realise whos in your crosshairs is very reddity and 4chanish

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                Funny, what I read in the news about priests is far from non-sexual.

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                  The news also has a page dedicated to Palantir and Israel

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        we are all sinners indeed.

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    I can fix her

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    I want her to choke me

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    I think she is the Fixer

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    I was hoping she could fix me.

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    Whats to fix? Probably got a great cacaine hookup, can win any fights someone picks with me.

    Wouldnt be surprised if she fucked like a psycho.

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      Can a psycho fuck any other way?

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        Iunno, im not a psychiatrist

  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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    But…. I can try…

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    I would wear my Colombian necktie on our first date

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    Buncha simps all of you. You all die unsatisfied in the end btw.

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    Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰

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