This could also fit well as a Space Station 13 meme. Station under attack by Wizards? Sure it is buddy. I’m going back to my lab and figuring out how to give monkeys super strength.
Also, hydroponics are the ones that grow the space weed. Even Wizards and the Syndicate know better than to mess with the supply. I’ve seen numerous Wizard rounds end with the Wizard just getting so blazed their organs fail.
is this not a ss13 meme?
I thought it was an SS14 meme…
what’s ss14?
Ostensibly one made with a codebase that isn’t spaghetti, so I’ve heard. It’s on Steam, you can request access, it’s free for now!
I kind of bounced off SS13 due to how fragmented the playerbase got with the numerous remake projects over the years. I hope someday things will settle back down and be less spread out. I miss the regular 24/7, ~50 player, 30 minute - 1.5 hour rounds on goonstation from around 2009 - 2015. Feels like a real golden age for the game in retrospect.
Oh it was nice. I don’t mind smaller rounds sometimes though! I do miss ss14 doesn’t have deep frying. Or didn’t last I played!
Space Station 14
Hello hydroponicsss, it isss me the chef! I require bananasss and wheat, asss I only know banana bread. Thank you bosssss being!
Excussse me I mussst kill thisss rat!
extreme violence against mice
“Better get to work in the lab. If we survive the warp core breach, my head of department is going to want that report on the growth rates of Deltan Bonzai trees.”
Sounds like a good day in engineering to me
Stamets: “they’re the same picture”
Never trust the Geneticist.
A bored Roboticist abducted me once just so he could remove my limbs and then eventually come back to replace them after the clown stole his stuff while he was ‘operating’ on me
IMO an ideal playthrough of SS13 occurs when the Roboticist and Geneticist attempt to punk eachother.
… and/or when Logistics functionally declares itself to be a sovereign entity, rofl
I think I can probably count the number of rounds I’ve played that didn’t devolve into a Cargonia Secession War on one hand.
Literally the only time I clearly remember those guys being team players is when we were under attack by wizards.
Haha dang! It did not used to be so common back when I played somewhat regularly.
I think Sseth might have ruined this game’s player base, lmao
(I say this originally being a Ssethtider myself, the irony is not lost on me lol)
Look, their cure for the cold only evolved you into a spider once.
Eh, the core goes and you’ve got no worries anymore, so might as well look at the flowers.
We look for things that make us grow
