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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Lemmings.

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Lemmings.

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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago
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  • Skua@kbin.earth
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    A tumblr post by drakensberg-blog reading "The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor." User poupon replies "how dare you say we piss on the poor"

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      Literally my user name.

      • BlindFrog@lemmy.world
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        Instructions unclear; I can read this

        • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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          Only the most shallow reading.

      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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        How dare you say I can’t read?!

      • Godric@lemmy.world
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        Oh yeah? I bet I can blue this, checkmate, Atheists!

  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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    I admit it. I like pancakes, to a point.

    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOP
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      well if it isn’t the Fuckler themself. brave of you to show your face here

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        Go solve some gruesome murders in a homey sweater with a haunted look in your eye likely young female sidekick and lots of snow that probably means something, fuck head!

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          this is how you just did me

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      Fucking waffle hater over here!

    • bedwyr@piefed.ca
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      Meh, bread is a weak breakfast. I prefer ale after coffee.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        Just make sure to chew on a wooden toothpick, you need fiber too!

  • AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world
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    There are two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      …and… those who can interpolate from incomplete datasets?

      • SCmSTR
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        👆

    • Alberat@lemmy.world
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      … sandwiches.

    • Soup@lemmy.world
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      You only said one person! In this essay…

      • Optional@lemmy.world
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        Thank you for coming to my pancake breakfast.

        • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          So you don’t have waffle breakfasts?

          • Optional@lemmy.world
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            Get behind me satan

  • thefluffiest@feddit.nl
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    As if Twitter is for rational discussion. Instead, it’s the daily Two Minute Hate.

    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzOP
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      it fucked me up learning what “main character of the day” is

  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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    Lemmy too. Every fucking time.

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      What, you hate Piefed?

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      So you hate mySpace?

      • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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        How the fuck did you know that?

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      It’s all because of capitalism.

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        Up the workers

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    Only people that suck are still at twitter.

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      deleted by creator

  • aesthelete@lemmy.world
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    I think this is true but more for just online shit in general.

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    This is hilarious for reasons the person who wrote it can’t understand. It’s not a twitter only problem at all and their inability to use basic grammar and punctuation only shows they’re just as dumb. L

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      you WILL use proper grammar on the internet! you ARE smart and it shows when you talk 😭

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