What`s your email so I can reply you all on the mailing list. And you can tell me private if you don’t want the whole federated universe to know.
what the fuck is e-mail i fired up my web browser to avoid that shit
i also dislike electronic mail
worse is using a keyboard for anything ever
i love typing on glass
feels like touching mom’s cool skin
this reply was dictated not read
i was born to follow directions
I’m not really sure what your interest is for this but here’s the email I got, I think it was a wrong number though.
FROM: <REDACTED>
TO: <REDACTED>SUBJECT: Give me back my chicken
Dear <REDACTED>
I have reason to believe you’ve stolen my chicken.
Evidence includes but is not limited to security camera footage, a distinct footprint, and a handwritten letter containing the message “I’m <REDACTED> and I stole your chicken, haha!” with a picture of you putting my chicken into a designer handbag.
Enough is enough. You’ve attempted to steal my chicken every day for the past two decades, I don’t know what for. But now you’ve gone and violated your restraining order and done it for real.
Give her back, or I WILL pursue further legal action.
I await your prompt compliance,
- <REDACTED>
2 decades?! is it the same chicken?
pls email [REDACTED] and report back, current oldest chickn is only 15yrs
I don’t know, I’ve never tried to steal the chicken I think it was a wrong number.
I got this email a few years back, never replied and never received another.
It’s for exclusive content.