Even the gods love their mobileks!

the computer

More just migrate to a proper bouncer system is what I’m thinking

What’s your favourite error message?

I’m currently running a “bouncer” (irssi in tmux) on SDF’s MetaArray, I should probably find a better solution at some point

You can’t tell me what to do, or rather what not to do!

Well, I guess actually you can, but I don’t have to listen!

u wot

Do you seriously expect us to believe that qrstuv would ever josh us?

You’ve posted two drawings each containing one bean. To count as a two-bean bid they must be in the same drawing.

You decide!

I don’t know, I’ve never tried to steal the chicken I think it was a wrong number.

I got this email a few years back, never replied and never received another.

I’m not really sure what your interest is for this but here’s the email I got, I think it was a wrong number though.

FROM: <REDACTED>
TO: <REDACTED>

SUBJECT: Give me back my chicken

Dear <REDACTED>

I have reason to believe you’ve stolen my chicken.

Evidence includes but is not limited to security camera footage, a distinct footprint, and a handwritten letter containing the message “I’m <REDACTED> and I stole your chicken, haha!” with a picture of you putting my chicken into a designer handbag.

Enough is enough. You’ve attempted to steal my chicken every day for the past two decades, I don’t know what for. But now you’ve gone and violated your restraining order and done it for real.

Give her back, or I WILL pursue further legal action.

I await your prompt compliance,

• <REDACTED>

I’m thinking of auctioning off the production rights. Leave a reply below if you’re interested.

Bidding starts at one INNOCENCE-PRESERVING bean drawing, the more unique beans in a drawing the higher the bid.

Potato day is almost here! How will YOU celebrate?

is contentplay!

You could do a triple cartwheel & backflip!

Thank you for just doing your part!

I will be sure to ban you in two days for not capitalizing the first letter of the first word of your sentence to keep things close to home.

Sigh, guess I’m going back to okturing then…

https://horp.sciops.net/g/doodlesofbeans for legume enthusiasts