Dumps Deanna for his career.
Bangs every woman in sight when they’re both bridge officers on the flagship
It’s uh… his grieving process?
Some people cry from their eyes. Ryker cries from his penis.
PLAY NIGHT BIRD
Modern poetry.
Such a wordsmith
I’m sensing a lot of pent up anxiety about your incurable Denobian warts, Will
Denobian warts
I’d like to think that Deanna was getting plenty of action, but was a whole lot less messy about it.
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I just mean that Deanna didn’t get as many episodes hinging on her romantic entanglements as Riker did.
You are right. I think I replied to your comment by mistake. Yeah Deanna’s worst encounters are better that Ricko’s best hookups (except for maybe the psychic lich guy, that one was pretty out of control)
Plot twist, they didn’t break up completely, Deanna just has a massive cuckqueaning fetish and gets off on Riker fucking other women.
She’s off in another room sensing the intense pleasure while flicking her bean
But Deanna has several other intense relationships of her own?
Well, she gets to get off every once in a while, just not with Riker. He’s cool with it because he gets to fuck whoever he wants anyway. The cuckqueaning stuff is for Deanna.
He lucked into a better gig under Picard. Rides the flagship, gets to go on all the good away missions, sees his ex on the daily while getting to bang strange new strange.
Star Trek TNG is single-handedly responsible for me not knowing what a “flagship” was in real life navies until I was well into adulthood.
The career? Fuckboy
Please, Riker is a fuckMAN.
Starting in season two.
Wow, the Scumbag Steve throwback 👌
it’s an older meme sir but it checks out
almost loses Deanna to Thomas Riker
And to Worf
Damn that devestatingly handsome fellow!
Crazy that people in this thread are sooner to propose a cuckolding fetish by way of explanation rather than Starfleet just being enlightened enough that polyamory isn’t a big deal.
Yeah, I always figured they were super casual and the “career first” was just so people would quit bugging them … and then later on they settle down just the two of them, but nobody says how often Worf visits …
Is that how he destroyed the Enterprise E?!
Overloaded the warp core because he was desperate to be the meat in that sandwich
He blows
thank mr rikr
Wait.
5!?
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Also…
Oh my. I hadn’t realised that. Poor Diana. Still working with him, watching him pass on commands offered him, while she’s been told she was dumped for his career, that he intentionally stalls and sabotages, right in front of her. Narcissistic sociopathic move. And what, her empathic abilities just feel the delusions of this madman while she’s being gaslight?
What a piece of work is Riker.
His real career was starfleet’s shagger
