Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?

Ah, but for Buff, it’s all oonery

“Mow”

• Cat

check your dm’s

i call that slammin’ and jammin’

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place

i never had my hot girl summer

i been plonked

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day

If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise

This is a really cute bat, but obligatory important PSA:

NEVER TOUCH BATS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

Even experts working in bat conservation and rehabilitation need to wear protective gloves.

i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia

I’m sure PI Meow Meow will solve this case with the help of an unlikely friend

Sounds tuft to deal with

I mean sometimes there’s people named Alberta

maybe they wanted to specify that this happened in the province and not in some miniaturized theme park inside of a person

Just guessing, but she probably felt hurt and rejected. Doesn’t matter how kindly you phrase it, her hopes and wants were built on fragile insecurity in the temperament of turbulent emotions. The slightest breeze of sincerity, no matter how warm, was all it took to break down her shelter of dreams. It left her naked and exposed to the elements of loneliness, within the closed borders of her skull - what chance did your kindness have when the envoys find themselves crashing upon walls, and her ears herald that they must be under attack?

I mean maybe you just said something really wacky but elsewise nah you’re fine

thank you for creating phallic content

I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me

Good enough for management, good enough for me

Toto’s Dune theme plays

oh banana, how i suffer with thee