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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

What a killjoy

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What a killjoy

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Not much toilet paper, how else is she going to get it clean.

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      Forbidden leaf

      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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        That causes a rather severe rash.

        • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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          In Paradise?

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            Punishment for using the forbidden leaf. Any other wouldn’t give you a rash.

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              The real forbidden knowledge is the enjoyability of irritant play

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                Irritant play? Like this message you just posted?

                • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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                  :(

                  I’m just trying to spread the good word

        • plutopos@lemmy.zip
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          Forbidden rash

    • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Makeshift bidet.

      • Pickleideas@lemmy.world
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        THAT IS ALSO FORBIDDEN

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      bath

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    Wouldn’t count that as paradise then

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      There are two types of people in the world. People who love to eat/getting their ass eaten… And liars.

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    Did Adam eat Eve’s ass? Think about it. From the moment they were created to just before Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit, they were exploring the Garden of Eve, as well as trying to understand each other. Was the time in-between a matter of days, or weeks? We do not know because we were not there. Despite Genesis being the official story, this Old Testament book was created for human understanding, thus we don’t actually know. Therefore, Adam had plenty of time to experiment, despite not knowing what he was doing. One afternoon, Adam could’ve placed his hands on Eve’s ass and decided, “Hm, this feels nice, I wonder what it tastes like?” Please keep in mind that the good Lord said they could eat ANYTHING in the Garden, except the Apple of Eden. With this fact in consideration, Adam could have proceeded to eat Eve’s ass without repercussions, with God looking on thinking: “Well, they aren’t eating the Apple, so…” Lucky bastard

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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        seriously i’ve tasted those jeezits up your game Cathol

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