Cosmonosferatu
I fucking guffawed
I sensibly chuckled.
cosferatu
cosmoratu?
They’re just having fun out there. As long as they stay in the shadow of the earth, there’s nothing to fear.
Fun fact: you can set up a stable orbit exactly over the line of sunrise-sunset, but you can’t stay in the umbra forever
JWST out there chilling at our L2 Lagrange Point would like a word. (I know it’s a completely different kind of orbit)
JWST has solar panels and an umbrella, it’s in sunlight
You’re right I thought it was much closer to the L2 point but I suppose parking it there would be rather difficult (the energy required should go against infinity after all).
So technically it is very much possible to hide from the sun, it just needs some extra energy.
Lagrange pointy pointy teeth.
Awww, look at the cute little vampires. How you doin’ little buddy? Aww, come here, little buddy-OW, SON OF A BITCH HE BIT ME
My dad is a vampire…and also an astronaut?
I’M A VAMPIRE I’M A VAMPIRE AND AN ASTRONAUT
Hi son!
How does he have a curved telescope with no mirrors
Prisms, they exist and are usually used in birding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_diagonalOr fiber optics, which are usually used in survey telescopes.
https://www.space.com/astronomy/new-fiber-optic-telescope-4most-channels-the-fantastic-four-space-photo-of-the-day-for-july-24-2025Shhhh…
They are searching for Kars.
There’s a bunch of Jeremy Reeds up there?!
Oh shit he found the Nightosphere
