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196•I take some tiny amount of satisfaction from never liking Mr. RuleEnglish
2·2 hours ago
TotallynotJessicaOPMto
196•I take some tiny amount of satisfaction from never liking Mr. RuleEnglish
4·2 hours agoThe whole joke was that it was not Mr. Beast :c
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196•I take some tiny amount of satisfaction from never liking Mr. RuleEnglish
12·7 hours agoWadaya mean!? That’s totally the Beastarino, the big Mr., the billionaire “philanthropist.” Who else would it be?
It doesn’t change your gender, only your body. Gender is not determined by it; it only makes you happier.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump’s Iran war will reinforce North Korea’s view that nuclear weapons are the only path to securityEnglish
2·10 hours agoToo bad that ideology drove wealth inequality which empowered populism which empowered fascism which destroyed the interconnected economy. Neoliberalism was never a solution to peace.
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196•I take some tiny amount of satisfaction from never liking Mr. RuleEnglish
23·10 hours agoI don’t like “philanthropy” that positions benevolent billionaires as a solution to people’s problems. It’s Gospel of Wealth shit and it just gives cover to the most evil people in society. People supporting each other with what they can give is good, but billionaires like Beast never give what they can. For him especially it was just a business expense, not a charitable donation.
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World News@lemmy.world•France Sends Carrier Charles de Gaulle and a Dozen Warships in Largest Naval Deployment in YearsEnglish
9·10 hours agoowned by Israel and the Rothschild’s
Owned by RACIST WHITE CAPITALISTS who see Israel’s ethnostate as preferable to brown Muslims having power. They want a pseudo European foothold with the same genocidal cleansing strategy as America’s genocide of Native Americans. They even got Protestant cultists to believe that the Jews retaking Israel is some prophecy.
The best part is that they’re raising a generation of antisemites to support their future fascist plans, and you’re a part of it. Singling out the Rothschild’s and Israel as opposed to any other rich dynasty is a long held antisemitic dog whistle. It’s one step removed from blaming a globalist cabal (((Jews))), and it works because global capitalism is a real problem and Israel is a genocidal ethnostate.
However, antisemitism is the tool of the Epstein class, and it will be used to keep us locked in a cycle of fascism for generations. They will use this divide and conquer strategy until we reject their bootleg socialism and wise the fuck up. Be. Fucking. Smarter.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump referred to Carney as ‘future Governor of Canada.’ It’s not the first time he’s called him thatEnglish
12·11 hours agoHonestly, if Trump gets around to it, he will try to invade and annex Canada. Hell, even if he doesn’t do it, him normalizing the idea makes it a greater possibility down the road if anyone similar rises again. Do not underestimate Trump’s willingness to do stupid shit just because he wants to feel powerful.
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World News@lemmy.world•Cargo ship hit in Strait of Hormuz, crew evacuating: UK maritime agencyEnglish
50·11 hours agoDang, it’s almost like this war has a ton of collateral damage for anyone nearby. Shame the US launched an unprovoked and unjustifiable attack that will only worsen the situation for everyone.
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196•I take some tiny amount of satisfaction from never liking Mr. RuleEnglish
4·11 hours agobased
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196•I take some tiny amount of satisfaction from never liking Mr. RuleEnglish
8·12 hours agoAt least Markiplier seems chill despite his success
i do not know why i’ve been so flamboyant with my words as of late :))
who knows, but I’m not gonna stop you :3
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Fallout@lemmy.world•Fallout 4 was "missing something" at first, but lead dev says Todd Howard helped confirm "there should be this overriding sense of paranoia" so players "don't know who to trust"English
1·15 hours agoNah, it fits. The aesthetic isn’t pure retro futurism. There was a healthy amount of later sci-fi mixed from the start with the body horror of the master and super mutants. That sort of stuff feels more 80s than 50s or 60s. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? was written in 68 and Blade Runner was made in 82. That mix of both old and new sci-fi is part of what makes Fallout such an interesting setting.
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Fallout@lemmy.world•Fallout 4 was "missing something" at first, but lead dev says Todd Howard helped confirm "there should be this overriding sense of paranoia" so players "don't know who to trust"English
5·15 hours agoFar Harbour was the best part of the game; actually felt like a real RPG instead of a themepark
mf is a straight thirst trap
I’m bi, but definitely more into women.
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She-Ra•posting she-ra adjacent memes weekly to sustain moral: 10English
6·9 hours agoShe’s highly driven and competent thanks to her ability to hyperfixate and totally dedicate herself to problem solving. She’s frequently unaware of or unable to understand her own thoughts and emotions. While she is a capable leader, she often misunderstands social cues and cause a number of problems as a result. Both her greatest strengths and her greatest weaknesses are fairly autism coded in hindsight, even if she isn’t as traditionally autistic as someone like Entrapta.
Locking the thread bc it’s inviting far too much toxicity.













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