
Yeesh looks like a tick scorpo hybrid
Little bit of bedbug in there, too.
they are good bugs, they hunt the yucky ones. you can buy their eggs to keep down pests in terrariums.
I believe they are (at least one of) the only animals that have venom injecting claws.
They’re also tiny. I had one land on my arm recently and it was maybe 7mm in the lobgest dimension when fully stretched out.
So big “u wot mate?” energy with the tiny waving pincers.
Clearly this should be called the “Caliper Bug”.
They need them to brag to their fishing buddies.
They need them claws for pinching them thicc booties!
Just a pinch
Opening jars
bites you
For deciding who shall go and who shall stay
These are good little friends to have around.
Must give amazing hugs
The claws look like a hipster mustache.

He calls himself Scorpion, everyone else in the bar calls him Pseudo.
How else would they hitch a ride?





