First wish was to repeal Bernoulli’s principle
The second was doubling the mass of a photon
What would that do to a star’s interior?
2 * 0 = 0
Doubling the mass of photons is no change.
Repealing Bournoulli’s principle requires changing how kinetic collisions of molecules translates into bulk measurables like pressure and density. There’s no way to predict what that does without first specifying more about what changes are made.
Just pour salt on the universe and make it turn inside out.
This creates a white hole, and also destroys the universe.
/s
[note: I thought the OP said “proton”]
Best case? atoms shrink slightly and some changes to how chemistry works
Realistic case? The change in nuclear binding energies renders protons unstable, making many elements unstable or radioactive. All matter suddenly becomes much heavier, changing gravity and internal pressure, which in turn disrupts stellar and planetary structures. Fusion reactions depend on precise mass differences between particles, which may alter how stars generate energy, or completely prevent them from forming altogether. Additionally, since proton mass is tied to the strong nuclear force, it will fundamentally alter physics, and it’s likely that protons will decay into neutrons, preventing atoms from existing at all.
The first wish would affect how fluids act under pressure, including how our blood would move throughout our bodies. Depending on the exact effects, the wisher may not even get the chance to make the second wish because their blood would either stop moving, or they would drop to ground as every capillary in their body ruptures causing an immediate loss of blood pressure, quickly followed by loss of consciousness and then death.
IF they live long enough to make the second wish, then they probably wouldn’t live long enough to make the third.
That’s neat, but he said photon, as in the light particle
Wow, I totally missed that. I need to start wearing my glasses🤦♂️
I must have just assumed proton, since photons have zero rest mass and doubling that wouldn’t change anything.The photons from the h must have been delayed due to their mass doubling.
Its turns the universe into a nuke…
Bah. Give photons the same charge as electrons. That outta show those SOBs.
- Switch all protons and neutrons of the universe
- Set PI = 3
Who says pi has to be a constant at all?
Go ahead and sign up for a non-euclidean geometry course. Constant pi assumes flat geometry, and I’m ok with that.
Woah, that would be trippy
Pi can be equal to whatever you want, as long as you’re using a number base that accounts for it. Pi is only an irrational number because base-10 is a rational base. You could create a number base that sets pi equal to 1, if you wanted.
what if i make a base pi system?
That’s exactly my point. A base pi system would have pi equal to 1. In a base pi number system, a circle with a radius of 1 would have a circumference of 10. A radius of 10 would be a circumference of 100. Etc… Pi (and the relationship between a circle’s radius and circumference) only normally requires complex math because base 10 is a rational number base.
Make Binomi a real renaissance Italian mathematician, so that we can finally know who came up with the binomial formulas.
Photons don’t have mass tho
That’s your wish? It’s really negative.
Mine would be to remove a chromossome from evangelicals lol
one chromosome per person seems easy to recover from
Yeah, except for Chromosomes Georg. He was an outlier and should not have been counted.
Depends which one, I guess 🤷🏻
You could remove the X chromosome so all of them now have Y, but that is lethal.
Personally I’d add chromosomes to them, let’s see what happens when you add 50 extra chromosomes to a person.
Why not change the measure of the nuclear efficiency of fusion from hydrogen to helium, to be from 0.007 into 0.006?
Boom, now only hydrogen can be made.
Or if we put it to 0.008, boom, now everything fuses way faster.
Kinda hard when there’s only one electron in the universe.
There’s also only one brain cell that we all share.
Are you an orange cat?
Mew
poor buddy gonna have to work overtime
Doesn’t that make it waaaaaaaay easier?
Except that now there’s a second - the genie is right to be pissed!? :-P
I want one random atom to be one plank unit shifted to the left at the beginning of the universe.
🦋
Did you just initiate the big bang?
Wait, have we just been living inside the worst possible Star Trek episode this whole time?
Masaka is waking!
Actually my fav episode though
Double all constants
Ok, it’s not 2PiR now, but just PiR. Given how often 2Pi is used some mathematicians will actually be happy. Would be a mess with other constants though.
Edit. Also all the people in IT will have a terrible week trying to figure out why their programs started working weird, then figuring out why they even need those constants. Log messages would be funny though.
I have a feeling you’ll love tau.
I actually hate it, it should be reversed: π = 2 τ like it’s visually fitting.
Idk why Ibread fisting
I was talking more about physical constants, like magnetism, gravity, planck, etc. But sure, mathematical ones work, too. Probably even worse than physical constants doubling, since the doubling of mathematical ones would imply the corruption of reality itself.
Constants are known at compile time, and therefore are more performant as they don’t need to be reasoned about at runtime.
These days it’s not much of a performance boost but never a bad idea to use constants where appropriate.
wishes are basically reality warping to varying extent, although most wishes dont work on a universal scale
If the one-electron theory is true you could just double its charge and see what happens. Would only need to do it in one place for it to be everywhere.
I wish for water to no longer be a bipolar molecule.

















