Pole dancing?
This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.
Supermarket Sweep, insofar as that can be considered a sport.
Chess without horses is just lacking something
Knights usually.
I vote paintball with horse armor.
Also the markers are mounted on the horse, turning them into agile paint tanks.
Ski jump, obv.
Most sports are worse when you add in animal cruelty imo
Horses are social animals that enjoy being active. I don’t know where animal cruelty was mentioned here?
I’d argue that most equestrian sports would be better with bicycles. Bicycle polo is apparently a thing.
Water polo seems cruel to the horses.
Then we should hippos instead
So water polo with murder cows?
Sure I’d watch that.
Hey there Georgie.
I love me some George Carlin.
Texas Hold 'Em
Five-card stud suddenly takes on a new meaning.
I am now imagining Greg Raymer in a horse with matching reptile glasses
Archery
That’s actually a thing in some asian countries.
Cool. That takes a lot of skills at once.
Not quite a horse
Dudes will see this and be like “hell yeah!”
It’s straight out of Hexbear so indeed Hell Yeah
Diving. I’m still not convinced that this is real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_horse
TIL
It absolutely was. ☹️
It was and it was horrible. Horses have been, and still are, incredibly mistreated and it’s sickening some practices that are still allowed today
:( indeed
Chess.
I wanna see two nerds trying to castle while riding at a full gallop, trying to juggle the board on the back of a saddle like a first-time dad trying to tell his wife to hold on until they get to the hospital.
That one season of Yu-Gi-Oh where they rode motorbikes for no reason
You should check out chessboxing it’s actually very entertaining
They dont actually fight and play chess at rhe same time, they alternate, but the whiplash is wild. And you’ve got high-level players completely shook making blunders cause they were fighting 30 seconds ago
So what we’re saying is: chess jousting
Taekwondo
I read through all of these suggestions and up voted mom. But even after reading all the others, yours still made me audibly chuckle.
hobby horsing
Basketball
It kind of already exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BuzkashiThere’s this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_basketballWe knew a former basketball donkey named Barbara. She was so very sweet. We would stop to give her a carrot or apple, she was very used to people and very old.
Awww, she sounds darling. I absolutely love donkeys
Oh, oh, let’s have human basketball played with a goat carcass, we could call it Buzbasket.
