I’m not your buddy, guy.
I aint your guy, pal
I’m not your pal, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I’m not your chum, mate.
I ain’t your friend, acquaintance
TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.
Correct
This isn’t even Midwestern, it’s like Wisconsin and Minnesota.
Correct
As a Kansan I hear about half of these regularly.
For England:
- alright mate
- calm down
- are you havin’ a laugh?
- u wot?
- listen, knobhead
- u fuckin’ wot mate?
Are you havin a laugh is criminally underrated
Lol. This isn’t white people, it’s old people.
Alright bucko
0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit
0.1: Listen up, chucklefuck
0.08: Them’s fightin’ words
By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.
Better to just say Midwestern.
Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads…
Level 1 where you live is them shooting semi automatics at your house and car?
I’m scared to ask what level 2 through 6 are
My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65
According this list: I’m not white
Correct
Okay, but “dude, what the fuck” should be up there
There’s a different one for stoners.
- What?
- Man.
- Come on man.
- Not cool.
- Dude, what the fuck
- Major vibe clash, you should chill with your other friends today.
Same with Australia
- Oi
- Oi mate
- Oi arsehole
- Oi cunt
- Oi shitcunt
- Right cunt let’s go
Edited, twice, looks like voyager doesn’t want to play
You forgot the Standard disclaimer that these can all be used interchangably as terms of endearment too.
Indeed I did and indeed they can.
Where’s the classic “Why I oughtta”?
Oh my stars and garters
I go straight to “excuse me??”
I like a very stern “what’s up” if its a stranger.
“You’re crusin’ for a bruisin’!”
I feel personally attacked.
I’m personally attacking you
At least the feeling is justified, then.
