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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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    Fuck. I had to calculate 4% of 7 a few minutes ago and didn’t know this. I say fuck because it wouldn’t have helped me anyway.

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      4% x 7

      = 4% x 100 x 7 ÷ 100

      = 4 x 7 ÷ 100

      = 28 ÷ 100

      = 0.28

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        My brain was more like “Okay it’s just seven point-fours. So what’s seven fours? 28. What’s seven point-fours? 2.8. That can’t be right. Fuck. Get a calculator.

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          I go for finding percentage factors.

          4%? That’s just 1% * 4. 1% of 7 = 0.07 * 4 = 0.28

          14%? That’s just 10% + 1% * 4 = 0.7 + 0.07 * 4 = 0.98

          You tell me it’s decimal, then I’m gonna Decimal.

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            Keeping the decimal in the right place is the trick for me when I do it in my head.

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    True mathematics derives from established mathematical theory, not some farcical aquatic armored vehicle!

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      Help help I’m being irrationalized!

  • starik@lemmy.today
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    Just always convert the percentage to a decimal, and it’s easy either way.

    0.06x50 is as easy as 0.5x6. They’re both just 5x6.

    All these comments like “What about 47% of 3.11?” Well, yeah, of course it’s harder to multiply two- and three-digit numbers than it is to multiply single-digit numbers.

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      Excellent argument. However, I can’t count.

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    Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

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      Are you sure you can stand the answer?

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    It was recently discovered that all AI everywhere was connected to the Panzer all along. /s

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    transitive and commutative

    • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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      Subtraction and division is a lie! Only addition and multiplication are the truth!

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        and, of course, only natural numbers may be used, excluding zero

        • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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          But of course! And don’t forget, they must be in the Roman numeral format.

          • ziproot@lemmy.ml
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            What is (((M))) × (((M)))?

            • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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              (((M))) × (((M))) = (((M))) × (((M)))

  • ShotDonkey@lemmy.world
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    Thanks tanks!

  • sinematic@lemmy.zip
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    Holy shit you solved my life there

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    Strange Panzers lying in ponds distributing shells is no basis for a system of government…

    • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
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      Surely you don’t think supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses?

      • rockSlayer
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        As opposed to what, a farcical aquatic ceremony?

        • Neverbeaten@lemmy.world
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          That was unexpected.

          • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
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            No one expects the python imposition!

  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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    This is far too useful to be a shitpost.

    • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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      Barely, only if you choose round and small numbers. 67% of 347 or 347% of 67 which one is easier?

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        I was taught: IS over OF, PERCENT over 100.

        Is/of × %/100

        Is = x
        Of = 347
        Percent = 67

        X/347 × 67/100
        Multiply 347×67=23, 249
        Divide by 100

        232.49 is 67% of 347.

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        347 is pretty damn close to 350.

        350% of 67 =3.5 x 67 ~ 180+21+33=234

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          I mostly follow what you did here. Did you times 6 by 3, then 7 by 3 and then times both 6 and 7 by half, then sparate them to add together?

          Forgive me, I took Algebra I 5 times in high school

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            Yeah, but half of 66 is easy. I didn’t split it, but otherwise you’re right on

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          Within 1% is pretty good!

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    Yo what

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      So 50% of 50 is the same as 50% of 50. Both equal 5

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        Your math is revolutionary.

      • blx@piefed.zip
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        Both equal 5

        More like 5 of these

        • lemmyman@lemmy.world
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          5 sweet dreams, got it

          • aliceitc
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            Who am I to disagree?

      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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        And the other half is 0! 5 0

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          0! is 0.

          Edit. I remembered wrong. Keeping it like this as it is funnier that way.

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            Man math is hard

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          • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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            factorials are mostly encountered in combinatorics, which is problems like, how many ways are there to put 3 objects of different colors in a row? well, the first can be any of the 3, the second can be either of the other 2, and the last is whichever 1 is left, so 3×2×1=3!=6

            so how many ways are there to put 0 objects in a row? well there’s 1, it’s this one:

            ‎
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            that’s why 0!=1

            • virku@lemmy.world
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              Wow, that was a really great explanation! Thanks! I could have needed this twenty years ago and maybe we wouldn’t have had this interaction.

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            00 is 1.

            • virku@lemmy.world
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              Dammit, you’re right!

              • aaa@piefed.ca
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                Caught me by complete surprise too, when I first learned it. It’s undefined in most areas of math, I think, but in some it’s just following the convention, it seems:

                • 42 = 16,
                • 41 = 4,
                • n0 = 1,
                • 0 x 0 = 0
            • FishFace@piefed.social
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              Depends on context.

      • silver@das-eck.haus
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        real

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        deleted by creator

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      Multiplication is commutative.

      50% of 6 == 50/100 x 6 == (50 x 6)/100 == 50 x 6/100 == 6% of 50.

      • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        True
        
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      taking x% is just multiplying by x/100, and multiplication is commutative. x% of y is just y×x×1/100, which is the same as x×y×1/100

      you can also ignore the % and divide by 100 at the end. for example, what’s 5% of 5? that might take a minute to work out. what’s 25/100? you instantly know it’s 1/4

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      Percentages can be expressed as multiplication and multiplication is commutative (the order doesn’t matter).

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    I was waiting in a car in front of a math tutoring building and was doing the math problems advertised on their window (as one does, of course) and the 7% of 250 is indeed probably easiest as 250% of 7, aka 2.5x7, which is 17.5.

    I did it a few other ways, though. 7% of 1000 is 70, then divide by 4 for 17.5. Well, more like, divide by 2 for 35 and again for 17.5, but yeah… mental math is fun.

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      deleted by creator

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      Wait, you think 0.07 * 250 is easier than 2.5 * 7?

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        Huh, no, I was saying the opposite. But there are easy alternatives aside from 0.07 x 250, like (0.07 x 1000) / 4.

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          I … and the 7% of 250 is indeed probably easiest as 250% of 7, aka 2.5x7, which is 17.5.

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      👆 This guy… fucks?

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        Calcufucks?

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          Calcu-lust?

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    6% of 50

    6/100 * 50/1

    (6 * 50) / (100 * 1)

    (50 * 6) / (100 * 1)

    50/100 * 6/1

    50% of 6

    Works for multiplying any fraction, not just percents.

    2/3 of 5 is the same as 5/3 of 2.

    2/5 of 7/8 is the same as 7/5 of 2/8.

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    Everyone’s talking about this math. I’m wondering about the panzer.

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      They said the water could reach up to 50% of its 1.7 meter height before causing problems, panzer tried calculating 1.7% of 50 meters from head, this is the result.

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    Another counter-intuitive percentage fact: A 10 percent discount and a 10 percent fee can be calculated in either order but they don’t cancel out.

    Example, 90% of (110% of 10) = 110% of (90% of 10). But neither of those is evaluates to 10. They evaluate to 9.9.

    For any percentage X, and any base value C, (100 - X)% x ((100 + X)% x C) = (100 + X)% x ((100 - X)% x C) = (100 - (X^2/100))% x C

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      This one irks me to no end.

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