I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.
Ratlimit is a notorious ragebaiter, the posts are actually quite good IMO when you know they’re bait
Noted , thanks!
Wh… where can I get one of those?
Yeah I felt the same way. My puzzle senses tingled when I first saw it
Toppings and complex flavor profiles are a gateway to other forms of complexity, like complex thought and self-awareness. Dad doesn’t want that kind of liberal propaganda being fed to him.
I know we’re joking but like I swear there’s at least a little actual true to this
If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?
Turning point burritos…
…tacos Al pastor?
“visibly liberal” == no hat?
Probably a woman
I’m sure they had dyed hair and/or facial piercings
Don’t act like you don’t know.
Clearly Chipotle thought your liberal son can handle more meat than you.
As a queer liberal millennial and a professional carpenter who may present very clearly either way depending on context, I would like to point out that the cops also do this but the other way around. You win some, you lose some.
You’re checking a lot of intersections there, I bet you get massive burritos.
If I play my cards right, I can get the big burrito AND get let off with a warning. I just can’t wear cute shorts while committing acts of mischief, and washing up before hitting the taco shack may be advised.
How do you think they got the name double dongle? 😏
I know this is a shitpost, but here’s the explanation: you can’t force people to like you.
You may get off on power trips going to businesses where people aren’t allowed to deny you service or return bad attitude in kind, but everywhere else you’re a $1000/hour with a forty hour minimum payment in advance work starts after the check clears kind of guy.
“Visibly liberal”, AKA: younger, healthier weight, healthier skin, doesn’t look like a leather bag that was forgotten in the sun?
I think if you don’t immediately start shooting into the air when you walk in that’s a big giveaway
Left just got a meat burrito, right actually asked for stuff?
No rice, no beans, beef with red sauce. wtf why isn’t my burrito with one ingredient huge??
None of that foreign stuff for me! Why does my food taste like bland shit?
Explained: Fascist is a lower class.
care to explain?
Yeah. You should eat it.
is that a rock?
Went to Chipotle with my wife a few years back (I dont really care for it, pretty bland) and this is the same sort of disparity between mine (left) and hers (right). Also I’m considerably more left than she is, for what that is worth.
Thank you!
I have friends that absolutely love Chipotle. I can’t understand it. It’s so over rated and just… bland, like you said. I’m glad I’m not the only one.
if i knew purple hair meant bigger burrito, i would had dyed already
Damn I want a burrito now
Edit: unexpectedly delightful news. Costco now has low-carb burritos (regular burritos mess up my diabeetus) that are actually pretty decent. Mission accomplished.
Be sure to dress visibly liberal!
The burrito artist took pity on your fat ass.
