German saying: “Sind die Glocken länger als das Seil beginnt des Lebens zweiter Teil.”
Roughly translates to if the bells are longer than the rope, the second part of life begins.
- Goethe
Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it’s an under the butt nut hut
Why is it Hatsune Miku?
“Finally”
This is from a movie! The latest Sascha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G) movie: Ladies First.
It’s about a misogynistic corporate prick who walks against a lamp pole and gets into a world where the roles between women and men are switched.
Don’t look at the online ratings, they have been fucked by conservative assholes and the manosphere, it’s actually a good movie.
I knew the ratings would tank off of the synopsis alone. They’re a predictable lot.
Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
For us it was continental soldier.
They swing them over the left south of the equator, not that it would make a difference in this scenario
When my balls turn red, run.
thanks! now i know what i’m wearing to pride next year
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Ok, I’m confused now.
Do those people not wear underwear?
You’re saying you can’t wear a bra under a shirt?
A shirt would be an analogy for boxers, which do nothing. But boxer briefs or briefs are already supportive like a sports bra. This new… thing… looks like it would be like wearing an underwire under a sports bra.
No this is like wearing a bra specifically to hold your nipples and not the breasts. The bra does this already. The right pair of underwear also already do this for your balls.
Finally a leg up against labia in the camel toe race
Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest
The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!
Just wear briefs?
WHERE 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 KEEP 👏 THE 👏 NETS 👏 THAT 👏 YOU 👏 PUT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM 👏 OF 👏 GUYS 👏 BALLS 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 THEM 👏 FROM 👏 DUNKING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 WATER??? –Carter Pewterschmidt, 2019 (Family Guy, s17e10)
Yeah I’m going to need an extra extra large.
(Im lying)
