That’s my dad’s dog. I hate the thing. This gave me a good laugh

Little yapping dickheads are usually the ones launching fireworks next to residences

Tiny soprano doggy knows to be afraid of the giant monster who can make such a basso profundo deep BORK!!!

Dogs look to their humans for appropriate reactions. I was raised around very large dogs, but volunteered at an ASPCA while I was in college and all the small dogs were sweet as pie with me. Also delivered pizza to a Hispanic family that had a deer head Chihuahua that didn’t bark or even try and run out the door when they left it open to go grab cash. Even did that downward dog yoga pose and yawned before laying down.