who’s more fool, the poster who posts gooner bait, or the gooner that goons to it?
Gooner
Am I supposed to goon to this?
By the laws of gooning, if you ask the question the answer is yes.
Do not ask for which goon the goon goons for, it goons for thee
not too excited then, I tried it once not sure how they don’t have to stop and pee
I’m not conventionally attractive so I have to step my game up for my gooner bait. The competition is fierce.
There are no laws that prohibit gooning to the unconventionally attractive (≖⩊≖)
I mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come
What if you have three butt cheeks?
You don’t have to do anything. There’s someone out there who wants to goon to you. It might not be who you expect and you might not like why they want to goon to you but I promise you they’re out there.
