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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Job's done. I'm sure any children or elderly tenants will be fine.

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Job's done. I'm sure any children or elderly tenants will be fine.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • Dookieman12@piefed.social
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    Hey, that’s not true! Everybody knows landlords only use white paint

    • pandora
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      also most landlords would not do this themselves, but get someone else to do it for them

      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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        Most people equate the property manager and landlord anymore. My landlord was technically some faceless company, but Tom’s shitty ass got the moniker because he’s the asshole I had to call to get my heating fixed multiple times (at least until he was replaced). Not sure how you can fuck up radiator heating that much, but man, they made a go of it.

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          It’s symptomatic that Tom got replaced before the heating system

    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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      No, my first place was literally that color.

      I had to repaint it myself.

      • Dookieman12@piefed.social
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        Ew, gross. My condolences. Glad it was your first place and not your current place.

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    I’m living this right this very now.

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      how many layers are you applying?

      • iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world
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        All of them

        • expatriado@lemmy.world
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          landlords are like onions

          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            You’re going to cry when you chop them up?

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              Just stick ‘em in the freezer for a few minutes before you chop ‘em up

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      Genuine question, would you like help organizing a tenant union?

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        evicts everyone and refills the place within in a year

        This actually happened at my mom’s old place.

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        I appreciate the offer but definitely not a thing I want to do right now.

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    The mold can’t hurt you if it’s covered in a thick layer of cheap paint!

    I’ve painted it 6 times in every unit, but I’m sure it’s not systemic.

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    And then I’m doing the same after moving in because they did a shit job

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      Hate when black seeps through, use a good primer LoL

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    No, me a few days before I moved out! 😃

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    Yeah this happened in the bathroom. Some corners have been flaking for a while but fuck me if I can be bothered to do anything about it.

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    Had one say just spray with some bleach

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      Not bleach. Something like this should do the trick.

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