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If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain’t bug milk, it’s bug juice.
mmmm beetlejuice
Shhh! Don’t say his name! You don’t want his help, trust me.
Whose name, Beetlejuice?
Did someone say Beetlejuice?
what did you say his name was?
no, both juice and milk is extracting liquid from the product. here they add water. it’s cold soup.
it’s cold bug soup
Bug Gazpacho
Cicadaspacho?
Ladybugspacho
Souper.
Depends how good the blender is, if a lot of solids remain it’s more of a stew
But when nuts do it then it’s milk. The double standards of milk smh
I dunno, I milk my nuts all the time.
Beetlejuicing.
Beetlejuicing.
Beetlejuicing
FFS guys a huge beetle just appeared next to me and it’s milking itself…
Bug juice!
A true life adventure!
Bug Juice!
Real kids, making friends, at summer camp.
I didn’t even watch the show but this comment unlocked this memory.
That’s your body healing, just continue doing it
Its the toxins coming out of you.
Classic carnivore advice
What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?
Exactly, they’re just asking for problems if they haven’t pasteurized their bug milk.
Smdh these kids and there raw bug milk. Pasteurization was good enough for me, it outghta be good enough for everyone
If you use a vitamix you can use the speed of the blades to cook it.
They didn’t.
But then you’ll destroy all the vitamins!
Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
Thanks, RFK
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
Not necessarily.
WT…and I cannot emphasise this enough…F??
There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.
That, at least, is something of a relief.
Wait until RFK jr. hears about that.
He came in his own spine?
Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.
Oh no sweaty… Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle
Ah… I see the problem… Only 14 of my cats gagged. There was still one that didn’t. I guess it wasn’t fermented enough… I’ll be more careful next time rubs eyes while sobbing
It sounds like it’s almost ready sweaty 🥰😘 just give it a few more weeks in direct sunlight during this heat dome and it’ll be perfect 😍🎉🥳
Please delete that. I want this to happen.
These people vote.
who knows, mabye they’re too busy with having diarrhea.
Can we just turn the internet off now?
So you know the thing where people type “lol” but they don’t give a mild chuckle let alone actually laugh?
Your comment did it, I genuinely started laughing at my phone. Thx.
<3
A horrible day to have eyes
Wouldn’t have been so bad if we were illiterate.
So this would have no effect on Donald Trump 😄
Never does unfortunately.
What a horrible day to be able to read.
This was beautiful.
If it’s good for a carnivorous lion to grow up strong enough to beat his evil uncle, why not me?
Slimy, yet satisfying
the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice
I will say I’m intrigued by this dietary idea but I’ll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.
Wouldn’t it then logically follow that it’s more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?
Now I can already hear the sceptics “but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren’t those dead?”.
Fair point, let’s ask the larvae.
Sceptics, …heh makes me wonder,…septic tics? Anyone?
Healthy eating? More like health yeating.
Gotta be picky about your bugs and not use any of the poisonous ones.
I only eat the green ones. It’s quite the hassle to sort them but I just really don’t like the red and blue ones.
Bug milk has all the essential nutrients you need to grow a strong carapace
This is sound medical advice if your colera is high, but too little colera and you’ll end up melancholic.
Everything in proportion and moderation in all things.
I never thought, that I might need a certain level of cholera to not feel melancholic XD
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism
Due to access, there’s a fairly popular movement around alternate medical treatment and kind of old folk remedies.
While i’m technically not vegan, I don’t eat meat. How do y’all vegans feel about this?
Bugs are animals, so vegans are against eating bugs. Also, there’s oat milk, soy milk, cashew milk, rice milk, and many, many other plant milks available if you don’t want animal milk.
I’m mostly vegetarian but I’ve eaten bigs a few times. Supposedly would be quite good for the environment if we would eat them more.
But according to OOP, bug consumption makes people & turtles sick.
I’m pretty much living off of plant based meat and cheese. I do eat regular cheese though and eggs.
