@firefox STOP. UPDATING.
The browser was done TEN YEARS AGO. There is literally ZERO FUCKING JUSTIFICATION for you pushing updates EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
Fucking KNOCK IT OFF. WE DON’T WANT YOUR AI FUCKING GARBAGE.
This is why you’re losing to a fucking fork.
You were supposed to be defenders of the faith, not fucking corporate whore sellouts like Google.
Holy meltdown
Is it a meltdown, wobbly, and/or a tantrum?
Edit: it’s none of the above, I’m certain they’re trolling.
@Anarki_ nah, just a garden variety hyperbolic rant. When I actually melt down, things break. There is typically crying, and not from me.
And this is why people should talk less to LLMs: you’re losing the ability to parse hyperbole, irony, and satire.
I don’t even talk to clankers. You just seem shouty 🤷
@Anarki_ yep, very shouty, kinda irritable. coming off a long pot addiction will do that for you. 🤷♂️
@Anarki_ Also, I would CAPS a lot less if there was an easy way to italicize for emphasis. It’s not shouting, it’s limited font adaptation.
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@Anarki_ I dont have those abilities on this server. I get 5000 emojiis I don’t need though. :baba_not: :blobcat_rss: :blobcatoutage:
@Anarki_ And also, they ARE losing to a fork of their own product, so maybe they should stop naysaying me and fucking listen.
If your anger makes you break things and make other people cry, you should seek therapy.
Wow, shut up. I’ll take security over your weird delusions any fucking day.
@ReptilianCleric moron
@ReptilianCleric loh look, another useless twat to block
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@badgermurphy Also, using the words “AI” and “credible” in a sentence only proves you are completely fucking misreading the room.
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@badgermurphy it’s not reality. If you throw a million gigawatts of compute at a problem, you’d DAMN WELL better come up with an answer. But your answer has very little value, because those vulns aren’t realistic exploits - it’s an extortion scheme disguised as a security exercise.
You do realize all AI isn’t LLM based, ja?
We’ve had various types of AI for decades. What do you think controls the NPCs in an offline, one player FPS?
@StupidBrotherInLaw omfg. asshole. READ THE FUCKING THREAD
stupid techbro apologists get fucked and muted
bye now
jerkoff
Lol you’ve got to be trolling
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@badgermurphy I dont think it is actually, considering the damage that the compute build out is doing to the planet. That is literally my original point. The browser was done 10 years ago. We have efficient chemical rocket engines already, I’m a fluids engineer, I know all about them. We don’t need a LLM to regurgitate a marginally better design from existing constructs, we need a human to think of a better way to get into space than burning gigatons of hydrocarbons through a nozzle.
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@badgermurphy You’re LIMITING your innovation by relying on a machine that can only rearrange the data it has, not think outside the fucking box.
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@badgermurphy And we already HAVE bug bounties and ways to find vulnerabilities that don’t risk exploit, so destroying the planet (which, YES, data centers are definitely contributing due in excess percentage) ISN’T FUCKING WORTH IT.
@badgermurphy lol I’ve seen those “credible” reports. I should invite some people to come laugh in your face. I bet @jonny could rebut.
you guys are a joke on yourself every time you respond, you get that, right?
And STILL missing the fucking point.
For smart guys, you sure are fucking stupid. You think you’re the only ones out here who know stuff. Some of us are ACTUAL engineers buddy, not “computer science” majors.
What a joke.
Go back to ruining the internet and stop bothering me.
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@badgermurphy Stop conflating machine learning with LLMs. WE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
When you do that, we hear “lie, lie, bullshit, lie” and stop listening.
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@badgermurphy you’re in a thread about AI in Firefox and uneccesary updates to push that garbage. I think YOU are the one who is trying to change the discussion. We’re talking about LLMs and consent and security. No one gives a fuck that your argument is “there are special use cases where LLMs are really cool!”
No. There are not.
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@badgermurphy There is NO BABY IN THE BATHWATER. The LLMs lie, cheat, and steal, and are destroying the planet. We don’t want AI, we don’t want the data centers, and we don’t want the gas turbines.
LLM are a strategic, business, and personal liability, and not only did you STEAL the bathwater, you stole the fucking house.
Machine learning is not AI, we know the difference. What we don’t want is your fucking autochat autocomplete copyright theft machine anywhere near us.
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@badgermurphy You can’t talk about ALL OF AI as one thing. It is not one thing, and we are well aware that the version you’re pimping is a copyright thieving LLM, not a machine learning algo running inside a closed system on proprietary data. Stop being disingenious. We’re not fucking stupid, and you’re just making yourself look bad. Worse, I should say.
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@badgermurphy In fact, let me tell you this: I have worked on projects worth $5 billion per unit with over a million parts each that are actually vastly more complicated than your little runtime routines. And do you know how many times in a 30 year service life we asked the customer to update the product? A product with sensors, network connects, comms devices, safety interlocks etc etc?
Never. Never in 10 years. That was our literal criteria. For a product with a 30 year life span.
@badgermurphy Beat that, and then come back and try and convince me it’s about security.
Because the thing I worked on was THE MOST SECURE MACHINE IN THE WORLD. A nuclear fucking submarine.
You don’t know shit about security. ESPECIALLY if you’re using a FUCKING LLM to do your code checks. Jesus, now that you told me that, I’m inclined to just delete the fucking thing.
@badgermurphy You should ALSO, instead of arguing with me when you don’t even understand the prompt, is to see the responses on my OP and how many people agree with my thoughts on your product. You are losing your customer base. You ought to be worried about that.
@badgermurphy Again, you’re being beaten by a FORK OF YOUR OWN PRODUCT.
Why the fuck do you think that is, smart guy?
@badgermurphy I’ll tell you why, since you’re obviously clueless: FUCK. YOUR. LLM. It’s NOT intelligent, it’s NOT alive, and it is NOT better than an actual senior developer. It’s also theft, copyright violation, proprietary data loss, intellectual property theft, environmental damage, and fucking brain rot.
@badgermurphy and I don’t know who is running the @firefox account, but THEY at least seem to get it.
I’m sure that whatever platform you’re on lets you not update if you want.
I wouldn’t advise that from a security standpoint, but if you’re set on it…
They’re not pissed at lack of updates really, but at features that feel anti-consumer, such as always-on telemetry and opt-out AI
Then they should say that instead.
@Omodi @gwl all you people in this side thread are completely missing the point. and you’re not contributing anything here. No one wants your “Im sure there’s a way to block update notifications” BS responses There isn’t. And that’s not the point.
I don’t want to do your maintenance. I don’t want to read Firefox update release notes. I DON’T WANT TO FIND WORKAROUNDS FOR MY SOFTWARE.
The POINT is developers don’t understand consent OR security if they think the end user update solves security.
It sounds like he doesn’t want update notifications. I’m sure that that’s possible, but I’ve no idea what sort of update notification he’s upset about. Could be from some kind of package manager, Firefox itself, whatever. He might also have a nightly build version installed or something, when he could benefit from extended support version.
A browser is something that you should keep updated. I’m fully aware of the “Remind me in next time” trap that a lot of tracking and data harvesting is shoved behind, but just update your fucking browser dude. Sometimes, the developers actually know better than the users.
No? Firefox is way behind and even if it wasn’t, the browser is an enormous attack surface so they have to keep improving security.
@muusemuuse nonsense. complete and utter bollocks.
Please explain.
@muusemuuse The security excuse for constant updates is a lie. There are not constant security patches that need to be fixed. The “risk” is extremely low, and is not reduced much by your browser checking a security certificate to see if the fraudulent website has paid google this month or not. THey update to put privacy and security violations on my machine - because that’s all AI is, a security NIGHTMARE. .
@muusemuuse Furthermore, I go to the same three websites every fucking day, not wandering the far depths of the darknet in search of snuff films and infected jpgs. There is NO RISK that requires daily or even weekly updates to a piece of software that is essentially an image viewer. And if there is, they DID IT WRONG. Browsers were done being developed ten years ago, and there are no “new features” worth a damn.
As an amateur web dev I can say stuff like jpegXL which allows for smaller and higher quality images is cool, and regardless browsers let websites run arbitrary javascript code, so it’s naturally insecure.
@Blisterexe Admittedly, most don’t run java anymore, or do they? And see that’s really the point for me: these security limitations are inherent to the build, and if you’d wanted security, you would have done it differently, not be relying on conning users into updating “for their own good” by dangling new features. It’s an inherently stupid, cheap, and insecure way to design a system to operate.
Javascript isn’t java, to be clear, and I think I need to clarify how websites work because it’s not obvious and I think
Basically early websites were just html, basically just a way of having documents and links to other documents. Very quickly they added css for styling and, later, javascript so that people could add more advanced functions in websites. Assuming you’re using the mastodon web client, you wouldn’t have been able to write your comment without javascript.
So the site sends html, css and javascript files to your computer, and your browser draws the page on your screen by following the instructions, then executes the javascript. This is a horrible way of doing things, because (1) web standards aren’t standard, browsers can support any feature they want in any way they want, so websites can work fine on one browser and not on another, and google can add any feature to chrome that websites will support that mozilla is forced to also implement, otherwise those websites will be broken. And (2) running random code with no user input is a horribly insecure way of doing things.
Nobody can change this, because it’s a every website is made for it and every browser is made for it. There are alternatives but you can’t access anything meaningful from it.
This means that Mozilla has to constantly update the browser to fix vulnerabilities, because the way the web works in inherently insecure and nobody can do anything about it, and the standards it supports constantly change for reason out of their control. Every browser auto-updates for the same reason. Mozilla changes the UI and implement AI at the same time because they’re scared normies will drop the browser and use something else (read: chrome) if they don’t.
If you don’t want a browser that skips all that and doesn’t support running random code then you can use something like netsurf, but it won’t run every website. Otherwise you can use a browser like librewolf that doesn’t add antifeatures.
Not saying you should use firefox, just that I hope you can see why they do what they do.
@muusemuuse Furthermore, if security is pushed all the way down to the user level, and we expect users to do the work to keep the internet secure, then the internet IS BROKEN AND BADLY DESIGNED. Security is the province of OS’s, ISPs, and networks, not individual instance users. If the last line of defense is ME< THEY DID IT WRONG.
Yes, the internet is broken and badly designed. Because no one designed it, not in its current form. It’s a patchwork of barely-compatible technologies being held together by a collective delusion.
On one hand, though, this is your most reasonable argument of all of them: security shouldn’t fall on you as the last line of defense. Ironically, though, it most undermines your overall point, because the reason browsers continue updating is specifically to remove more security responsibilities from you. Since the attack surfaces continue changing, the security assertions have to continue changing too.
Sure, those three sites you go to every day are safe and trustworthy right now, and the network you access them from is uncompromised right now, but Microsoft had a supply chain attack just a couple of months ago. It’s very possible that those trustworthy sites might be compromised tomorrow, and if you’re still running an old browser with a known exploit, they could successfully target you.
But hey, you say, I’m pretty savvy. I’m not going to click anything stupid, or allow anything to download that I don’t expect. Well, first of all, they updated the browser to ask you before downloading anything (they just did it a long time ago). But more importantly, what about a kid who is browsing the Web for the first time today? If they see a link offering them free Robux or whatever, they’re not going to recognize it as sketchy. So they need those improved malware protections.
Remember, half of the people in the world are dumber than average.
You are demonstrably wrong with literally every damn post here so I’m just going to assume you are mentally ill and move on.
Counterpoint: No, YOU are wrong. This rant hits a lot of key points, and hits them well.
Related:
Number of times in my 60++ years I’ve had sensitive personal data compromised because I had a sucky password or didn’t use MFA: ZERO.
ZERO.
Number of times due to some giant corpo server being hacked or them JUST SELLING OR GIVING AWAY MY DATA: DOZENS. That I know of.
Stop blaming the fucking victims.
@muusemuuse go fuck yourself you clueless fuck
Oh, well if you say so then.
@ilinamorato yep, I did, and your sarcasm falls not upon me. go away.
That was an opportunity to explain a comment that clearly no one understands.
If you want security updates, but not necessarily the latest features, there is always Firefox ESR.
@folekaule I actually use libre wolf when I care
@wyatt_h_knott @firefox
What they said.
Way to many updates and the containers make the updates very disruptive … the total opposite of what *nix updates are supposed to be.








