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WASHINGTON (AP) — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Wednesday that he is rolling out a new screening program for “testosterone deficiency” among troops, calling it necessary to allow them to operate at their “absolute best.”
The screenings will be conducted annually as part of service members’ required medical screenings for those 30 and older, he said. Troops under 30 can volunteer to be tested. In a video on social media, Hegseth said receiving testosterone replacement therapy would be voluntary.
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Next will be Pete Hegseth measuring your fully erect cock to make sure you’re ready for battle
With his mouth
“If you can’t hit the prostate, you can’t hit the enemy. Keep pounding, soldier!”
I think that’s the plan for these tests
Don’t ask, do tell
and make sure a healthy sample amount will come out.
Is Hegseth going to be tested? Because all this is, is him indicating that everyone a hint over 30 will be fired.
As for the testosterone replacement, that is just irony that he’s looking for gender affirming care for the military, when they just said they weren’t for that.
Hegseth needs to have his liver enzymes checked.
what liver?
Isn’t this just a way to keep out women and trans women?
he will be testing the men personally.
He’s made it so that only men are left in the military, hasn’t he?
Naww… they got rid of trans men, didn’t they?
Gender affirming care… like hormone therapy for men…
Or makeup for Peter.
Messing with people’s hormones is surely much safer, compared to the influenza vaccines he thankfully eliminated.
Dicks out, soldiers! Take a look around. Is anyone in this room not currently sporting 10" of rock hard man meat? Get these sissies out of here. Men know what men like, and Pete is here to make sure this is a Man’s Military for Hot Sweety Guys with Big Dicks again.
Lindsey Graham died just a little too early.
The guy isn’t even strong enough to resist a bottle of bourbon. What the hell does he know about being tough?
have you seen him do pull ups, and lift weights.
So?
I believe it OP is referring to videos recorded by other soldiers where he was really struggling with them.
Pete hegseth is one of those freaks that have fond memories of their iraq tour
Hiding in the latrine.
with the men, inspecting thier testosterone.
Apparently he was secretly Ed Wuncler III
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wasnt he mostly sidelined, as a nat guard by his own command. because they saw him as a potential security liability.
I am sure they will soon be attaching a permanent meth drip to the soldiers as well for maximum aggression.
They already have Go pills (aka Modafinil)
I saw that episode of Star Trek!
and nazi’s in WWII but I think it was pills.
Yep… Pervitin
Pseudo science bullshit lol.
He sure thinks of male bodies a whole lot. Except beards, he hates those. Too scratchy? Its almost a desperate sort of fixation. He seems to go through wives pretty rapidly too. Theres something they just all seem to lack I guess.
His wives don’t HAVE beards… they ARE beards
I never thought that a leader of gender affirming action would be ol’ Pickled Pete.
mandatory testosterone therapy, here we come!
New draft dodging meta just dropped, just in time for Iran shenanigans to really kick off
‘flu outbreak sickened at least nearly 300 people.’ is the end of the last sentence.
even the AP’s standards are trash these days. I imagine their AI editors and proofreaders skipped right over that.
what if too much testosterone made u gay
Via oral swab tests
