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Anyone with cats knows they aren’t innocent, they are always up to something.
They’re just innocent in a purely legal sense, cuz human laws don’t apply to cats and all that.
“Your Honor, my counsel Mr. Nibbles needs a five minute recess to attack that sunbeam…”
Why does the prosecution have a laser pointer?!?!?!?!?!
I know this might be an unpopular opinion online, but kittens make absolutely terrible lawyers. I’m pretty sure that all of their briefs are written by CatGPT.
This moment may honestly be one of the only great things that came out of the pandemic.
Le Chat, you mean.
“Le chat… Are we le cooked?”
Dewey, Cheatum and Meow.
Totally underrated comment.
Well, there are dog attacks.
Those only occur thanks to shitty people who didn’t train and / or treat the dogs properly.
There are wilds animals though.
But it’s a moot point cause you can’t assign guilt to an animal.
They can still attack a neighbor or stranger walking down the street. Saw one recently they killed the dogsitter.
kittens cant be lawyers, you have to be at least 1 cat year old to be an adult cat before you can go ta cat lawyer school
The prosecution, represented by my golden retriever, begs to differ
This could unironically be a real DUI lawyer ad slogan.
Those cats are all guilty
So it wasn’t a filter after all? I knew it!
Crow lawyer: “I object!”
