openchan

Plus “bassturd” is awesome

I wonder what it’s like compared to a treble turd

i want that on my epitaph

uuuuuhhhhhh i’ll stick to what i do now thanks lol

Well you have to hire one of us now that you said that according to fediverse rules.

Yes

Or the fact that it says deceased lmao

Lmao hopefully common sense and reading the room is too bud

No wonder academia is fucked

OK I get that - but in this fake scenario how many math PhDs would seriously be like “oh I’m a doctor that might be useful on an airplane right here right now”

c’mon that makes no sense

I get it’s a joke and all but if a PhD is that full of themself then they need to take a break lol

Why did this jerk speak up in an emergency? To confuse people? Sheesh (yes I know it’s part of the joke blah blah but let me take a moral high ground on an argument in my head for a second)

Why does the prosecution have a laser pointer?!?!?!?!?!

Me as a 10 year old in my relatives 3-door mirror/medicine cabinet that i opened doors on the right and left and stuck my head into: i have become the leader of the horde of openchan clones

Or just some sort of “karma bank” film reel where we get to see them go through some sort of justice? C’mon universe.

On the island or wishing they were. Such scumbags.

Yeah. I used to be a person who said that “America is great because it is good” and I know that attitude came from a post 9-11 patriotism I thought was real.

But this isn’t even trying. We are broken as a society and country.

RIP 🇺🇸

Because JD Vance vouched for him. You know, JD Vance the pedophile protector.

HL2 was amazing. Playing Alyx as well gave me the creeps hiding from Combine. I loved it.

HL1 had AI that was so good for the late 90s it ruined games for me

Or worst nightmare?

One of mine fought in the confederacy. I’d like to think i piss him off

I mean I would be ok with it as a Midwesterner

This was excellent. Sorry your friend was an idiot. There is the “bet he would be upset if he could read” joke somewhere but I am so tired of that being true.